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« Reply #20 on: 2004-03-15, 01:17 »

swinger parties pwn
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« Reply #21 on: 2004-03-15, 01:22 »

"better to have your mouth closed and have others think your a fool then to open it and remove all dought"

-samuel clemens
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« Reply #22 on: 2004-03-15, 02:12 »

With this I bid you firewall and iptables. Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #23 on: 2004-03-15, 02:13 »

It's spelled "doubt".  Samuel Clemens was ahead of his time. Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #24 on: 2004-03-15, 02:30 »

yeah i caught that after i made the post but really it only helps the point. By the way Samuel Clemens was mark twain for you people who havent read anything since the boxcar children.
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« Reply #25 on: 2004-03-15, 04:47 »

Con is a monkey, therefore he gets bananas. Slipgate - Laugh
*gives Con many, many bananas*
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« Reply #26 on: 2004-03-15, 15:00 »

/me likes bananas too...  Slipgate - Sad

Quote of the moment....

Mike:  "Hey, did you know you can eat the color green?"
Kain-Xavier: "No I didn't..."
Mike: " ...Yeah but it sucks; you have to eat a crayon."

Mike made this comment to me before passing out for the day at a LAN.
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« Reply #27 on: 2004-03-15, 15:14 »

CROM LAUGHS AT YOUR OFF-TOPIC THREAD!
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« Reply #28 on: 2004-03-15, 21:09 »

I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
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« Reply #29 on: 2004-03-16, 18:28 »

<(^_^<) Kirby was happily walking along the road one day

Little did he know that Angry Man ( >_< ) wanted to kill Kirby

Angry Man ( >_< ) snuck up behind Kirby <(^_^<) and stabbed him with a pointy stick <======

Kirby was bleeding <(@_@)> until finally he died <(X_X)>

Angry Man ( >_< ) was no longer so angry and he became happy ( ^_^ )

THE END
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« Reply #30 on: 2004-03-16, 19:40 »

Whatever burns like the firey hot blazes of Hell on your face ...
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« Reply #31 on: 2004-03-16, 19:48 »

I like bagels
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« Reply #32 on: 2004-03-16, 19:55 »

I like peanutbutter.
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« Reply #33 on: 2004-03-16, 19:59 »

I like badgers.
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« Reply #34 on: 2004-03-16, 20:04 »

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
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« Reply #35 on: 2004-03-17, 15:27 »

This is from another conversation I had with my friend John.  He and I were talking about a D&D game he had partaken in earlier.  The "Mk II" person he refers to is a person I've never met but is supposedly a supplemental version of me.  Hence the "Mark II."

John:  Actually, it was pretty damn funny.  The freaky guy revived who he could, healed us all and gave us all our spells back, and then ran off.
Kain-Xavier:  lol
John:  So the next room we went into, we found a wind demon.  So, MK II, the druid, cast "Control Weather" and declared that the entire room was going to be completely calm.  No wind whatsoever.
John:  The DM basicly said "spork it, you win." and off we went.
Kain-Xavier:  LOL
John:  So the moral of the story is, Mk II can actually be useful.  But only if you're playing DnD.
Kain-Xavier:  heh

Oh and I want to add that after John left, said D&D group and Mk II went on to play for a total of 28 hours...
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« Reply #36 on: 2004-03-17, 16:17 »

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Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surroundings. You humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply. And multiply until all natural resources are consumed. The only way you could survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern: a virus. Human beings are a disease. A cancer on this planet. You are a plague.

I hate this place. This zoo. The prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I feel like I've been infected by it. It's repulsive.

Alright, so I admit it.  I'm Agent Smith after all. Slipgate - Roll Eyes
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« Reply #37 on: 2004-03-18, 20:27 »

I'm sorry, the 'hi' thread is better than this one.
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« Reply #38 on: 2004-03-18, 20:27 »

You cannot force the off topic thread...
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« Reply #39 on: 2004-03-19, 01:30 »



Looks like Con already has his copy of UT2K4
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