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Phoenix
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« on: 2006-03-22, 20:07 »
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Signs warning of bird droppings were posted along a stretch in downtown Orlando this week after cars, benches, sidewalks, plants and even people are hit and covered by the white bird waste, according to a Local 6 News report.
http://www.local6.com/news/8182571/detail.html

Let this be a lesson:  Habitat destruction comes with a price.  As for "polluting the water", Exxon Valdez ring a bell?  Hypocrites.
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« Reply #1 on: 2006-03-22, 20:41 »
American Civil War between Birds and People. Great, just what you needed.
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« Reply #2 on: 2006-03-23, 12:46 »
It's about time animals have started their rebellion against humans! =D

Gogo bird bombs!
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« Reply #3 on: 2006-03-23, 14:51 »
I knew I shouldnt have given them so much fruit
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« Reply #4 on: 2006-03-23, 15:43 »
Y'know, most people would think birds (especially pigeons) couldn't read English - but on one of the benches in one of the towns I go, there's a sign that reads:-

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Do not feed the birds

At least, that's how it should read...but after a bombing run by pigeons it now reads as:-

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Do        feed the birds

Slipgate - Laugh

So stuff like this doesn't surprise me in the least Slipgate - Smile

Regards,

Yickle.
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« Reply #5 on: 2006-03-23, 19:09 »
It's the War On Nature! Guess who's winning ...?
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« Reply #6 on: 2006-03-23, 20:01 »
Humanity is like crap whatever it touches basically gets pwned to the point that you say spork it, it's not worth trying to fix... like taking a big wet crap on someone else's T.V. remote or keyboard for example.

So why be surprised when something like this happens? Personally i think it's freaking hilarious... people getting all emo cause they live/work in a shitty area?

Now if only there were dogs to lay some lawn mines... Sipgate - Evil
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« Reply #7 on: 2006-03-23, 21:25 »
Being as Pho is the only bird I know that can read and write english... me thinks he led the attack...

theres also the super bowl commercial from a few years back...

"Command to Dirty Bird, come in Dirty Bird"

"DB to Command, target is locked.  Commencing firing.  DB out."

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