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General Discussion => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ConfusedUs on 2004-03-03, 22:37



Title: Road Head = Death!
Post by: ConfusedUs on 2004-03-03, 22:37
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/sex.defe...e.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/sex.defense.ap/index.html)

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MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

I'm sorry officer, it wasn't me. I was giving a blowjob at the time!


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Tha[\]atos on 2004-03-03, 22:56
umm... anyone else here feel that the blowjob was probably the cause of the accident? :P


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: OmEgA-X on 2004-03-04, 00:43
man what kinda shit is that? lol 'hey hunny, if you blow me right now ill make dinner' 'OK!'


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: l4mby on 2004-03-04, 00:52
That is disgusting. I really don't want to get into this one. *shakes her head*


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Hedhunta on 2004-03-04, 01:25
i hope she clamped down when they hit.. haha


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Tha[\]atos on 2004-03-04, 01:32
Ouch!!! :thud:


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Phoenix on 2004-03-04, 01:48
As if alcohol and cell phones aren't enough...  Engaging in any activity that causes involuntary muscle contractions should be an obvious no-no while operating heavy machinery.  And people want to ban guns because they're "dangerous"?  Why don't you just ban stupid people from using dangerous things and solve it all the way around?


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: l4mby on 2004-03-04, 04:55
B/c that would make too much sense pho, so therefore not happen due to humanity's lack of such a concept. And plus, who would determine who's too stupid to do said things ? More than likely somebody dumb enough to do such things in the 1st place ... so I don't think it'd work all that well. Hehe.


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Tekhead on 2004-03-04, 05:05
if there were to be a ban on stupidity, the entire world would fall apart. We're all idiots at one point in time - it's unfortunate when idiocy leads to fatalities.


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Kenny_WHS on 2004-03-04, 08:14
in response to Pho:

Simply because the people who are making the laws are almost certainly engaging in said dangerious acts.......


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Phoenix on 2004-03-04, 08:37
Natural selection, anyone?


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Woodsman on 2004-03-04, 16:52
i can think of worse ways to die.


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: Tekhead on 2004-03-04, 17:05
Quote from: Woodsman
i can think of worse ways to die.
True!  :thumb:


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: shambler on 2004-03-04, 18:01
I call this evolution in action.


Title: Re: Road Head = Death!
Post by: games keeper on 2004-03-04, 18:55
the way a man is ment to die  B)