Wirehead Studios

A (to the best of my knowledge) new forum game where you state a good idea then a bad/stupid/crazy/whatever is funny idea. I'll lead by example

It's a good idea to- Occasionally shave

It's a bad idea to- completely cover yourself in shaving cream and run down a street yelling "I am the shaving cream man, no one can stop me! Bwahahaha"

It's a good idea to - clean your firearms.
It's a bad idea to - use gasoline to do so.

Good Idea: Doing your homework.
Bad Idea: Doing your homework while drunk.

By the way, do I have to give only one "Good Idea/Bad Idea" pair at a time, or am I allowed to give more than one?

It doesn't matter

It's a good idea to- get your hair cut when it's long

It's a bad idea to- to take garbage bags of hair and throw it during a parade

It's a good idea to: Stop smoking marijuana
It's a bad idea to: Start smoking gasoline instead

It's a good idea to- talk to underage kids about the dangers of unprotected sex and pregnancy

It's a bad idea to- do so while in dominatrix garb with a half naked slave

Good Idea: Watching a funny movie.
Bad Idea: Doing so while trying to drink soda.

Good Idea: Rocket launcher.
Bad Idea: ...at close range.

Good idea: Shoot first.
Bad idea: Actually ask questions later.

Good idea:  Go running for exercise.
Bad idea:  Using a minefield for a training yard.

It's a good idea: Talk sense into people
It's a bad idea: Talk sense into people by telling them that their ideas suck.

Good Idea: Car.
Bad Idea: Car accident.

I can picture "Car" as the invention, but how is "Car accident" an idea? :]

Good idea: Eating an apple a day to keep the doctor away
Bad idea: Covering that apple in toothpaste to keep the dentist away to.

I used to do this as a little kid.  It actually tastes pretty good, but it does tend to upset one's stomach.

Good Idea: Fitting a smoke alarm.
Bad Idea: Fitting a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

Good idea:  Going for the gold.
Bad idea:  At Fort Knox.

I was trying to imply that it's a bad idea to let yourself get into an accident.

Anyway...

Good Idea: Sleeping.
Bad Idea: ...in class.

Good idea:  Using dual gats to mow down your opponents.
Bad idea:  Dying while the bird is nearby while doing the above.  :doomed:

Good idea - Fund raising
Bad idea - prostituting yourself to do so

Good Idea: Cleaning your razor blade
Bad Idea: Cleaning your razor blade with your thumb

I'm guilty of this one too  :P

Bad Idea - Killing yourself by cutting your wrists

Worse Idea - trying to do so with an electric shaver

Good idea: Its fun to play wii with your friends

Bad idea: To hit your friend with the remote to make it feel more.. "real"

Good idea: taking a dump.
Bad idea: taking a dump on hulk hogan.

Unless you're able to fly since the Hulkster is a bit of a ground pounder, though I like the Hulkster so he's got no worries from me. ;)

Good idea:  Bathing regularly.
Bad idea:  Using a sodium hydroxide solution for bath water.

Good idea: Drinking water.
Bad idea: Drinking water from the bath.

Er, what's wrong with that?

Good idea - Farting in an elevator

Bad idea - Farting in a broken down elevator

Much worse Idea - Accidentally shitting yourself in either kind of elevator.

Good Idea: Pray to god.
Bad Idea: Telling him that you're changing religion.

Depends on whether you've had the bath yet ...

Good idea - setting up your entertainment center with every console you have

Bad idea - setting it up so it starts a fire




Legal (?) idea - setting up an electrical fire at your business

Stupid idea - doing so without insurance

Good idea:  Sharpening the teeth on your chainsaw.
Bad idea:  When it's running.
Worse idea:  Testing its sharpness with your genitals.

Good idea:  Playing a game of frisbee on the beach
Bad idea:  Live land mine as the frisbee (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2473019.html?menu=)

Good Idea = Darwin awards
Bad Idea = Pissing in the gene pool

Good Idea: Work hard and in an organized form so you can have fun and be happy at life.
Bad Idea: Party All the damn night an getting a -F in your next test.
Very Bad Idea: Fill the test with hentai drawings
A Worse Idea: Say that you used you penis/pencil to draw the hentai.
Next To Be Impossibly Bad Idea: Get naked in front of the class saying that you can turn into a furry, but you end up pooping in front of the class. 

O_o

Anyway...

Good Idea: Dressing up as your favorite video game character for Halloween (within reason, of course).
Bad Idea: Actually trying to perform the crazy moves he/she can do.

Good idea:  Checking to see if your muzzle-loading firearm is loaded.
Bad idea:  Doing so by looking down the barrel.
Worse idea:  Getting a Darwin Award because you used a match to help you see better.

Good Idea = Watching Porn (if you like to)
Bad Idea = Watching Porn at a feminist convention

Good Idea - Taking time to relax by playing a video game
Bad Idea - Obsessing over said game and forgetting about things that need tending to ..including yourself

Good Idea - Hot potato with friends
Bad Idea - ..using a primed hand grenade

Good Idea: Learning about superconductivity.
Bad Idea: Performing an experiment to determine if your body will exhibit said property, and, if so, at what temperature (it's probably very low).

Good Idea - working out with a punching bag
Bad Idea if you want to stay alive and un-raped in a prison - using george bush as a punching bag

Good idea:  Revolution!
Bad idea:  Communist Revolution!

Worse Idea: Fascist Revolution!

Good Idea:Reading the paper
Bad Idea:Doing it while driving

Good idea:  Decomissioning outdated cruise missiles.
Bad idea:  Accidentally loading nuclear weapons (http://www.armytimes.com/news/2007/09/marine_nuclear_B52_070904w/) on your transport bomber.

Good Idea: Juggling.
Bad Idea: ...with grenades.

Good Idea: Buying a DeLorean (if you want one).
Bad Idea: Going 88 MPH in it to see if it's capable of time travel.

Good idea: trying to beat the heat
Bad idea: doing so by freezing your genitals.