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Title: Kids these days (excerpts from an essay) Post by: ConfusedUs on 2003-12-18, 04:19 http://douglas.min.net/essay/ (http://douglas.min.net/essay/)
This is some funny stuff. ;) Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: dna on 2003-12-18, 04:32 This so-called... "teacher"... needs to go back to penmanship class.
And stop berating innocent children, who are innocent, on the internet. He will burninate. Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: dev/null on 2003-12-18, 04:35 I agree with dna on this one :evil:
Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2003-12-18, 05:02 "When you stand near trees, they will be knocked down by lightning and you will be killed by lightning! There is no escape." :lol:
You just have to admire some people for how rediculously ballsy they are. Reading through this essay, I'm reminded of a lot of my own essays, especially in middle school. I would meet all the teacher's criteria in the first few sentences and then completely make the story my own. I wasn't nearly as direct or incorrent as he was however. :) I'm not trying to compare the two, but I'd like to share something with you all. Attached, is a copy of an analytical essay I had to write for my English IV Honors class in high school. The essay is on William Golding's "Lord of The Flies" and its symbolism. The teacher allowed us to use first person narrative. Tell me what you think. :) I have more like this one. Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: Lilazzkicker on 2003-12-18, 06:20 I almost got in trouble for reading Lord of the Flies, in class that is.
Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: Hedhunta on 2003-12-18, 14:32 LMFAO CON!!! omfg thats one of the best essays ive ever read... i remember lord of the flies... haha
Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: Angst on 2003-12-18, 16:47 I was told to leave the history classroom for reading... The history textbook..
Title: Re: Kids these days Post by: McDeth on 2003-12-20, 08:08 HA! I used to write like this kid back in the forth grade (with better structure and grammar mind you). I used to write essays about how I would proceed with world domination and how I would rule you all with an iron fist. Funny thing is, the topic would be "what did you do during your X-mas break"...
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