Wirehead Studios

Although it goes against my better judgement, I have decided to share with you something very important.  Perhaps you will accept what I have to say, most likely not, but I feel I must try anyway.  Recent events have spurred me into action.  I feel there's little time left for disbelief, so I figure I'll just be straight up with it.  Listen closely to what I have to say.

For a long time now, I have lived in the shadows, hiding amongst you, disguising myself as needed.  Only those closest to me that I can trust know of my true nature.  Once, long ago, it was different.  Lost are those days now.  Sadly, I'm reduced this existence.

Despite all of this, some of you have desired to know more, wanting me to let down my guard and say certain things.  All the knowledge you seek is right here, within this text.  You can find out for yourselves by reading the first letter of each sentence in order.

Cute.

I did something like that once in 11th grade when I had to write a paper about what I thought of my junior year. I wrote the paper making it sound not so bad, but if you read the first letter of every paragraph in order, it said "IT SUCKED".

On an unrelated note anyone check out Game faqs (http://www.gamefaqs.com/) recently?

Ok, so i've determined that your real name is April, everything else is a little hazy...

Please note the date of the original posting and you might get it.  Being late to the party kind of misses the pun though, and no, my name is not April, it is Phoenix.  ;)

Facetiousness never travels well over text...*sigh*

Ahh, you were jesting.  I guess the joke's on me then.  :rolleyes: