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Title: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Phoenix on 2007-09-09, 19:40 This is a tongue-in-cheek (or tongue-in-beak in my case) list of signs you've been playing Quake too long and have joined that small, respected yet hated, class of players - the "1337 d00dz".
10. You use your last shot on the guy with the heavy weapon just so you can reload yours. 9. You can run the red armor, mega health, and quad without stopping and without ever seeing them respawn. 8. Your humiliation kills equal your frag count, and both are in the double-digits. 7. You prefer BFG-climbing (Old Q3 BFG) because plasma-climbing "Just isn't good enough anymore". 6. You can hit the fraglimit using telefrags alone. 5. Your CTF position is defense, offense, and all-around, all at the same time. 4. You were arrested for trying to buy an anti-tank missile so you could rocket-jump across the San Francisco bay (damn traffic keeps tying up the bridge) 3. You can simultaneously combo grenade/(Q2) BFG jump, wiping out every player on the server, grab a donut and then rail them in succession as they respawn - all before touching the ground and without cratering. 2. Cheaters start banning you from servers because you're making their aimbots look bad. 1. You have negative ping. :ninja: Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: scalliano on 2007-09-09, 20:01 You hear "Holy Shit!" the moment you connect to a server.
Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: BiGRoB85 on 2007-09-10, 02:04 That sounds more like another one of those now-cliche "Lists of Chuck Norris Facts" than anything else...
Anyway, I've got another one... You know you're "leet" when you can win a match even while simultaneously playing a game on your Nintendo DS. Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Kajet on 2007-09-10, 02:23 when you've got +100% accuracy
aimbots say ah screw it you win a match when you're using your butt cheeks instead of your hands Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Woodsman on 2007-09-10, 14:07 when you stop using stupid buzz words like "leet" and proactive.
Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Tabun on 2007-09-10, 15:41 You know you're "leet"..
When you are 666-Evil with access to an exclusively Evil board, but ignore it and go post in a random thread instead.. :] Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Evil.Pho on 2007-09-10, 15:48 When you're ME! Then you're truly evil! :evil:
Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Kajet on 2007-09-11, 00:16 When you're ME! Then you're truly evil! :evil: Oh great, he's multiplying... we're all sporked... Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Lordbane2110 on 2007-09-27, 20:13 you know you "leet" when gaming becomes your sixth sense, you and the game are one and become intresilcally linked to evolve to a higher awareness
Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Moshman on 2008-02-24, 07:23 Number 2 and number 9 has me written all over it.
Title: Re: You know you're "Leet" when... Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2008-02-24, 10:19 You appear on the cover of Leeties cereal.
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