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Title: The Amazing Spider Bird Post by: Phoenix on 2007-12-19, 18:55 This is the result of some testing of the grappling hooks, and a lack of sleep on the part of Phoenix. Kain said I was going to do my "Spider Man" thing when we were testing, and I corrected him by saying it would be "Spider Bird" in my case. He wrote a little short poem regarding the pun in our development board, and I ended up creating this monstrosity as a result. Sung to the old Spider Man tune. If you've never heard it... well I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere. *clears his throat*
The Amazing Spider Bird Spider Bird, Spider Bird Those who've seen it say it's absurd Wings or web? Both indeed! Lends a feather to those in need Look out! There goes the Spider Bird! Can he fly? Look above! He'll do loops around any dove Can he spin deadly thread? Wraps up bad guys until they're dead Hey there! There goes the Spider Bird! There's no where to run Swift as lightning he flies And how can you hide From a bird with eight eyes! Spider Bird, Spider Bird Strangest thing that I've ever heard Some things are best ignored Like the source of that sticky cord What a disturbing fix up Bird and arachnid mix up It is teh Spider Bird! Title: Re: The Amazing Spider Bird Post by: Angst on 2007-12-20, 22:24 .. my.. my brain... *pop*
Title: Re: The Amazing Spider Bird Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2007-12-20, 23:30 I'm just imagining Pho swinging around like that monster from the Host did with his tail except instead of his tail he's swinging by a thread coming out his...
Title: Re: The Amazing Spider Bird Post by: Phoenix on 2007-12-21, 03:14 Spinnerets? :doom_?:
Title: Re: The Amazing Spider Bird Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2007-12-21, 21:12 Uh... sure! It's an all-in-one hole anyway... ^_^
Title: Re: The Amazing Spider Bird Post by: Kajet on 2007-12-22, 01:12 Ironically enough its (roughly) the same hole he likes to ram a knuckleduster... :wtf:
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