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Title: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-03-19, 04:19
I love puns and bad jokes, and the mood needs to be lightened a bit with all this virus gloom and... er...  If you can think of any or know any post them here.  Use the spoiler tag on the answers for best results (and groans).  Here's a few to get us started:

How was BJ able to assassinate Hitler?
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What do you call a demon laughing uncontrollably?
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What's Ranger's favorite dessert?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Orbital-S2D on 2020-03-28, 17:07
wermp wermp wermp


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2020-05-10, 00:18
What did the Wretch say to the Slayer after handing him the Praetor suit?
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Why did the Lost Soul cross the road?
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What's the DOOM Slayer's favorite drink?
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Why did the Icon of Sin take a nap?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-05-10, 09:18
Great ones, Kain! :D

What did the Archvile say when the Doom Slayer used the Flame Belch on him?
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What do the demons call a Hell Knight wearing a suit and tie?
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Why is the Icon of Sin so damned big?
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And finally...

How do Revenants play the trumpet with no lips?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2020-05-10, 11:04
Nice!  You just inspired a few more from me. :p

Why do Carcasses have trouble making friends?
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Why are Scrags so angry?
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What happened to the Summoner?
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Why did the RoE Marine shoot the Imp?
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What is Biker's favorite song?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2020-05-10, 21:00
I didn't mean to double-post but I can't edit my last one.  Here are some more jokes:

Why does the Quake II marine hate Grunt?
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What do Stroggs love to eat?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-05-10, 21:46
Double-post away, my friend!  :slippy_love:


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-05-11, 00:33
Why does BJ get sick after eating?
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What does the Mancubus think about the Doom Slayer?
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BJ, Quakeguy, and Doom Slayer walk into a bar.
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Who else could have defeated the Khan Maykr?
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What did the Doom Slayer name his ship?
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What do you get if you put a Cacodemon next to a Pain Elemental?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2020-05-13, 05:53
What do you get if you put a Cacodemon next to a Pain Elemental?
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I would post a picture of a Cacodemon laughing but the internet's failing me at the moment.  Here's a few more jokes I came up with instead. :D

What did the Pinky say to the Nightmare Spectre?
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What's the best way to install VIOS?
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What happened to the Sawcubus's hand?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-05-24, 22:54
How do demons send messages?
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Which Maykr is first up in the morning?
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How do demons run programs?
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What did Quakeguy say to the Dopefish?
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Why did the Q2 grunt get banned from the message board?
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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-06-13, 03:14
Not my joke, but someone recording a Doom Eternal playthrough referred to the Carcass as "The Donald Trump of Demons... who keeps building walls in front of me instead of Mexico."  I just about fell over.   :D


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Woodsman on 2020-06-17, 17:28
I'm working on doom maps these days, once i have 10 or so I'm going to blow a huge .wad


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-06-17, 23:34
I'm looking forward to playing what you're making!  :doom_thumb:


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Woodsman on 2020-06-18, 04:19
This is a video of an earlier version of my first completed map. I've find tuned it signifigantly since. If you give me your email address i can send you the wad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VMbVotCsH8


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-06-19, 03:07
Sent you a PM with the email address.  :doom_thumb:


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Kajet on 2020-07-12, 05:00
If you complete a set of levels in DooM quickly does that mean you've blown a .wad?


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Woodsman on 2020-07-13, 23:48
i don't think it has to be quickly


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-07-14, 03:22
The only thing they fear...

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Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-07-14, 03:29
(http://forums.wireheadstudios.org/Themes/Wirehead/images/post/bj.gif) Terror Billy. (https://meredithkurz.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/gun-and-goat2.jpg) (http://forums.wireheadstudios.org/Themes/Wirehead/images/post/bj.gif)


Title: Re: Bad Doom/Quake Jokes
Post by: Phoenix on 2020-07-14, 03:42
Also...
Pinkie Demon (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l6EOL8LQzPI/hqdefault.jpg)