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« on: 2004-03-03, 22:37 »
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/sex.defe...e.ap/index.html

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MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

I'm sorry officer, it wasn't me. I was giving a blowjob at the time!
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-03-03, 22:56 »
umm... anyone else here feel that the blowjob was probably the cause of the accident? Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-03-04, 00:43 »
man what kinda shit is that? lol 'hey hunny, if you blow me right now ill make dinner' 'OK!'
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-03-04, 00:52 »
That is disgusting. I really don't want to get into this one. *shakes her head*
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-03-04, 01:25 »
i hope she clamped down when they hit.. haha
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-03-04, 01:32 »
Ouch!!! Fainting
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-03-04, 01:48 »
As if alcohol and cell phones aren't enough...  Engaging in any activity that causes involuntary muscle contractions should be an obvious no-no while operating heavy machinery.  And people want to ban guns because they're "dangerous"?  Why don't you just ban stupid people from using dangerous things and solve it all the way around?
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-03-04, 04:55 »
B/c that would make too much sense pho, so therefore not happen due to humanity's lack of such a concept. And plus, who would determine who's too stupid to do said things ? More than likely somebody dumb enough to do such things in the 1st place ... so I don't think it'd work all that well. Hehe.
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« Reply #8 on: 2004-03-04, 05:05 »
if there were to be a ban on stupidity, the entire world would fall apart. We're all idiots at one point in time - it's unfortunate when idiocy leads to fatalities.
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« Reply #9 on: 2004-03-04, 08:14 »
in response to Pho:

Simply because the people who are making the laws are almost certainly engaging in said dangerious acts.......
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« Reply #10 on: 2004-03-04, 08:37 »
Natural selection, anyone?
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« Reply #11 on: 2004-03-04, 16:52 »
i can think of worse ways to die.
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« Reply #12 on: 2004-03-04, 17:05 »
Quote from: Woodsman
i can think of worse ways to die.
True!  Thumbs up!
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« Reply #13 on: 2004-03-04, 18:01 »
I call this evolution in action.
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« Reply #14 on: 2004-03-04, 18:55 »
the way a man is ment to die  B)
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