Oh wait... that's right, Apple likes to nail people with new models every six months, so you can bet the camera will be in the next one after everyone's already gone broke on the first model.
A business practice recently adopted by Nintendo with the DS, I might add.
I'm not a big fan of touch screens, either. Ever tried to play a game with a "virtual joypad"? It's like trying to wire a plug while wearing boxing gloves. It's only ever gonna end in tears. Who was it who said that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should?
As far as daft decisions go, I wouldn't be surprised if Apple tried entering the console market within the next few years.