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Apocrypha
 
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« on: 2004-04-22, 19:13 »

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said,
          c:>Let there be light]
          Enter user id.
          c:>God
          Enter password.
          c:>Omniscient
          Password incorrect. Try again.
          c:>Omnipotent
          Password incorrect. Try again.
          c:>Technocrat
          And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
          c:>Let there be light]
          Unrecognizable command. Try again.
          c:>Create light
          Done
          c:>Run heaven and earth
          And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0
          errors.
          And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
          And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
          c:>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
          Unrecognizable command. Try again.
          c:>Create firmament
          Done.
          c:>Run firmament
          And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0
          errors.
          And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
          And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
          c:>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
          place and let the dry land appear and
          Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
          c:>Create dry_land
          Done.
          c:>Run dry_land
          And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0  
          errors.
          And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
          And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
          c:>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the
          night
          Unspecified type. Try again.
          c:>Create sun_moon_stars
          Done
          c:>Run sun_moon_stars
          And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0
          errors.
          And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
          And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
          c:>Create fish
          Done
          c:>Create fowl
          Done
          c:>Run fish, fowl
          And God created the great sea monsters and every living
          creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and
          every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
          And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
          c:>Create cattle
          Done
          c:>Create creepy_things
          Done
          c:>Now let us make man in our image
          Unspecified type. Try again.
          c:>Create man
          Done
          c:>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
          it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the
          air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
          Too many command operands. Try again.
          >c:>Run multiplication
          Execution terminated. 6 errors.
          c:>Insert breath
          Done
          c:>Run multiplication
          Execution terminated. 5 errors.
          c:>Move man to Garden of Eden
          File Garden of Eden does not exist.
          c:>Create Garden.edn
          Done
          c:>Move man to Garden.edn
          Done
          c:>Run multiplication
          Execution terminated. 4 errors.
          c:>Copy woman from man
          Done
          c:>Run multiplication
          Execution terminated. 2 errors.
          c:>Create desire
          Done
          c:>Run multiplication
          And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
          Garden.edn
          Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
          c:>Create freewill
          Done
          c:>Run freewill
          And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
          Garden.edn
          Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
          c:>Undo desire
          Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
          c:>Destroy freewill
          Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
          Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
          c:>Help
          Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is
          an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement,
          cancel, or ask for help.
          c:>Create tree_of_knowledge
          And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
          Garden.edn
          Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
          c:>Create good, evil
          Done
          c:>Activate evil
          And God saw he had created shame.
          Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in
          Garden.edn. 1
          errors.
          c:>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
          Search failed.
          c:>Delete shame
          Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
          c:>Destroy freewill
          Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
          Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
          c:>Stop
          Unrecognizable command. Try again
          c:>Break
          c:>Break
          c:>Break
          c:>Create new world
          You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must
          destroy old files before new ones can be created.
          c:>Destroy earth
          Destroy earth: Please confirm.
          c:>Destroy earth confirmed
          And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
          12:00:01 AM, Sunday, March 8 God created Macintosh
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shambler
 
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-04-28, 17:10 »

We are the children of light and the sea. Slipgate - Laugh
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Tekhead
 
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-04-28, 17:23 »

Why is this in CC? I find it kinda humorous =]
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-04-28, 18:09 »

As do I.
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Apocrypha
 
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-04-28, 18:10 »

Quote from: Tekhead
Why is this in CC? I find it kinda humorous =]
I was unsure of where to place this, given the nature of the topic, I thought it might be controversial to some *shrugs*
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games keeper
 

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« Reply #5 on: 2004-04-28, 21:30 »

I am a chirst , and I am completely against this stuff , move it back to CC

(joking )

no really , this is the funniest stuff I have seen in months on this forum  ( exept maybe yodakitten )
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