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« on: 2004-05-25, 02:06 »

http://www.vwdov.ca/forum/showthread.php?s...&threadid=44407

This is just hilarious
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-05-25, 02:47 »

The next time someone comments about the "superior human brain" I'm going to point them to this thread.  Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-05-25, 02:50 »

I once saw a bird flapping for all of it's worth to reach a light post ten feet away, but the wind was so strong it was barely making headway.

Less than a foot behind the bird was an identical light post. And no, this bird wasn't nesting in the other pole. Its nest was in a tree equidistant from both polls. I watched the bird finish building it.

Superior brainpower at work? I think not...
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-05-25, 02:54 »

Presumptuous mammal!  You assume to know the intricacies of avian behavior?  We fly INTO the wind to get stronger!  Do not mistake determination for stupidity.
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-05-25, 02:56 »

I completely see your point. I'm a changed man.

I shall start attempting to walk up nearly-vertical surfaces, just to make myself stronger!

HARRR I'm gonna be like the HULK!
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-05-25, 03:33 »

I walk onto roadways and attempt to stop vehicles with my bare hands, to build such strength. So far I've gotten up to pushing over toddlers on tricycles.
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-05-25, 05:15 »

And I will try to outrun trains and bullets to build up my speed.
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-05-25, 06:26 »

I will also be sure not to mistake stupidity for determination.  I'd point out that flying into the wind is fairly harmless compared to the activities you're suggesting, but then, who am I kidding here?  Go right on ahead, don't listen to the bird.  Slipgate - Shifty
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« Reply #8 on: 2004-05-25, 06:30 »

Yea, but sometimes, if the wind's strong enough, you'll be smashed into a brick wall or something.
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« Reply #9 on: 2004-05-25, 13:57 »

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I will also be sure not to mistake stupidity for determination.  I'd point out that flying into the wind is fairly harmless compared to the activities you're suggesting, but then, who am I kidding here?  Go right on ahead, don't listen to the bird.  Slipgate - Shifty
There's nothing harmful in walking up nearly vertical surfaces!
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« Reply #10 on: 2004-05-25, 18:48 »

there is nothing harmful aout stopping a car withyour bare hands , just a lot of guts and trust in the driver of the car .

and I once saw some ducks trying to swim streamupwarts what ended in a fail seen thestream was to strong . instead the ducks could just have taken of with the stream and then fly over the water to where they had to be .

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« Reply #11 on: 2004-05-25, 21:52 »

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there is nothing harmful aout stopping a car withyour bare hands , just a lot of guts and trust in the driver of the car .
Any volunteer drivers on this board?  Slipgate - Smirk
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« Reply #12 on: 2004-05-25, 22:35 »

brakes? wuzzat? Sipgate - Evil
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« Reply #13 on: 2004-05-26, 14:10 »

dont forget people , I trust you . exept maybe woodsman since he would dare to come from behind a drive the car against my ass instead of kicking it .
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« Reply #14 on: 2004-05-26, 21:56 »

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dont forget people , I trust you . exept maybe woodsman since he would dare to come from behind a drive the car against my ass instead of kicking it .
Letting you live is a crime against humanity. Slipgate - Tongue
Dicion still has to kick your ass, or he will be executed. ;D
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« Reply #15 on: 2004-05-27, 16:32 »

ah but I trust dicion to be gentle . woodsman on the other hand .....
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