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Phoenix
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« on: 2007-12-19, 18:55 »

This is the result of some testing of the grappling hooks, and a lack of sleep on the part of Phoenix.  Kain said I was going to do my "Spider Man" thing when we were testing, and I corrected him by saying it would be "Spider Bird" in my case.  He wrote a little short poem regarding the pun in our development board, and I ended up creating this monstrosity as a result.  Sung to the old Spider Man tune.  If you've never heard it... well I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere.  *clears his throat*

The Amazing Spider Bird

Spider Bird, Spider Bird
Those who've seen it say it's absurd
Wings or web? Both indeed!
Lends a feather to those in need
Look out!  There goes the Spider Bird!

Can he fly?  Look above!
He'll do loops around any dove
Can he spin deadly thread?
Wraps up bad guys until they're dead
Hey there!  There goes the Spider Bird!

There's no where to run
Swift as lightning he flies
And how can you hide
From a bird with eight eyes!

Spider Bird, Spider Bird
Strangest thing that I've ever heard
Some things are best ignored
Like the source of that sticky cord

What a disturbing fix up
Bird and arachnid mix up
It is teh Spider Bird!
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« Reply #1 on: 2007-12-20, 22:24 »

.. my.. my brain... *pop*
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« Reply #2 on: 2007-12-20, 23:30 »

I'm just imagining Pho swinging around like that monster from the Host did with his tail except instead of his tail he's swinging by a thread coming out his...
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« Reply #3 on: 2007-12-21, 03:14 »

Spinnerets?  Doom - Huh?
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« Reply #4 on: 2007-12-21, 21:12 »

Uh... sure!  It's an all-in-one hole anyway...  Slipgate - Grin
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« Reply #5 on: 2007-12-22, 01:12 »

Ironically enough its (roughly) the same hole he likes to ram a knuckleduster... Slipgate - WTF
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