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« on: 2011-05-24, 15:20 »

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/60371/...-Glorious-Mission-Call-of-Duty-Style-FPS

and look ive discovered a list of features!

 - overcoming your fear that your cheap, mass produced military equipment that has never been tested in an actual war, will fail on you-

 - ignoring your insecurity that a nation on the tiny island to your right many times smaller than yours, completely and utterly humiliated the glorious peoples nation of china-

 -learning to run into a hail of machine gun fire as your glorious comrades did in Korea-

 - comepensating for the fact that a lifetime of malnutrition has left you underwieght and 5 feet tall with thankfullness for the 300 dollars a year that you will live on for the rest of your life-
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« Reply #1 on: 2011-05-24, 15:56 »

It really doesn't sound too different than any other military shooter. You've just become accustomed to that "brave and heroic American" crap. Though really, I suppose this was primarily funded by the American public anyway... China pretty much owns us nowdays.



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« Reply #2 on: 2011-05-25, 02:12 »

Shouldn't that be "GRORIOUS Mission?
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« Reply #3 on: 2011-05-25, 10:08 »

Who cares?  We've got Duke Nukem.
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« Reply #4 on: 2011-05-25, 14:14 »

I bet one of the missions is to assassinate the Dalai Lama. I don't recall that being in any brave American crap games.

 And for the record the Chinese could have just as easily fought the Russians. They hate them at least as much as they hate us and they could use the oil. Of course then both sides would have the same weapons in multiplayer.
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