Title: Got crabs? (Scandinavia does...)
Post by: ConfusedUs on 2004-02-28, 22:40
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Millions of giant Pacific crabs, whose ancestors were brought to Europe by Joseph Stalin in the 1930s, are marching south along Norway's coast, devouring everything in their path.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...8/ixportal.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/28/wcrab28.xml&sSheet=/portal/2004/02/28/ixportal.html)
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The monster crabs, which can weigh up to 25lb and have a claw-span of more than three feet...
That's a big freakin crab
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: l4mby on 2004-02-28, 22:41
Whoooooooooooooo wants crabs for supper ? *evil grin*
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: games keeper on 2004-02-28, 22:45
that think most taste good .
( remember con , 1 topic a day :thumb: )
( remember con , 1 topic a day :thumb: )
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: ConfusedUs on 2004-02-28, 22:48
:offtopic
I'm making up for all of you who DON'T post. Someone's gotta do it
I'm making up for all of you who DON'T post. Someone's gotta do it
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: games keeper on 2004-02-28, 22:51
:offtopic your only trying to make so many post so that you can get your own signature :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: ReBoOt on 2004-02-28, 23:36
jupp those crabs are nasty,, they sell em to the japanese but only the legs..the rest becomes dopefish food :P
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: shambler on 2004-02-28, 23:43
That big cat should be used to kill the crabs. We should clone it first thou to stop it getting outnumbered.
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: OmEgA-X on 2004-02-28, 23:56
HOLY CRAP :omfg:
those are huge..are they like..radioactive crabs? :lol:
those are huge..are they like..radioactive crabs? :lol:
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: ConfusedUs on 2004-02-29, 00:03
Not radioactive crabs, but...
... "Energised by a mysterious population explosion a decade ago, whole armies of the [...]Red King Crabs [ARE DESTROYING LIFE ON THE SEA FLOOR AND LEAVING SAND IN THEIR WAKE]"
It seems that Stalin is getting his revenge on europe. The GIANT COMMUNIST CRABS will have their way with Norway's sea floor, and then move on to England, Africa, and beyond. They survive in cold waters and will thrive in the warmer waters of the south, growing exponentially in population and destructive force.
Ultimately we will be try, but remain unable to stop their wave of conquest. Even underwater nuclear detonations are unable to cover the area of land which is controlled by the GCCs. The UN even tries to send a soldier, and eventually a GIANT COMMUNIST ROBOT CRAB back in time to stop Stalin and Kane from developing the super crab... but all attempts fail.
In 20 years time, the giant... communist... robot... king... crab.... EATS YOU.
... "Energised by a mysterious population explosion a decade ago, whole armies of the [...]Red King Crabs [ARE DESTROYING LIFE ON THE SEA FLOOR AND LEAVING SAND IN THEIR WAKE]"
It seems that Stalin is getting his revenge on europe. The GIANT COMMUNIST CRABS will have their way with Norway's sea floor, and then move on to England, Africa, and beyond. They survive in cold waters and will thrive in the warmer waters of the south, growing exponentially in population and destructive force.
Ultimately we will be try, but remain unable to stop their wave of conquest. Even underwater nuclear detonations are unable to cover the area of land which is controlled by the GCCs. The UN even tries to send a soldier, and eventually a GIANT COMMUNIST ROBOT CRAB back in time to stop Stalin and Kane from developing the super crab... but all attempts fail.
In 20 years time, the giant... communist... robot... king... crab.... EATS YOU.
Title: Re: Got crabs?
Post by: ReBoOt on 2004-02-29, 00:45
LOL con! always knew those crabs where communist :D omg the communist crabs are taking over these beautiful seas!!! red faction is everywhere now both on land and sea... ;)