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God my wife's family is insane

Her sisters were out in the driveway earlier with some male friends.

Said male friends started jumping on and beating on Gina's brother's car. They spit all over it and were punching the windows and shit. Gina calls her brother, who calls the cops. Cops arrive, force the guys to leave the property, and Gina's sisters are now pissed off.

And now there's someone driving by and shooting our windows with paintballs.

sporktards. If I can get a license plate # someone's in deep shit.

Here's what you do. First, get a thick metal pipe just large enough to hold a bowling ball, about 8 feet long. Drill in a hole in the side of the pipe, near the backend, maybe .25" wide. Put a rope in it, covered in gunpowder. Fill the bottom with a couple pounds of gunpower or any explosive of your choice. Put the bowling ball in. Aim the pipe in the direction of the road, out of a window of your house. Wait for retards to come driving by, and light the fuse. Even if you don't hit them, you should scare the SHIT out of them, driving them off. Failing that, recalculate the trajectory.

Note: Do mind the recoil, yeah?

rofl oob!

I laughed so hard I just about coughed to death.

hahhaah :thumb:

Who exactly owns the property?  Maybe they should be advised of what is going on?  Maybe someone's daughter will get an ass whipping and told her friends are dead if a window gets broken?