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just bored at work   :evil:

Hey!... Just bored at school... Er, um, home...

Work again, but I'm not bored.  Not as long as I have my net access...

JESS ! *gives jess a lap dance* WEWT ! :D

Well... I guess L4mby isn't bored...   :thumb:

When Jess is around ... never. *snickers*

lamby you so sexski!  *gives lamby LOTS of lovin*

Hay girls what's going on in this friendly thread?

Down Con.

Oh my word...

I didn't mean that in any sexual way! I promise*


*promises not good in the US, its territories, or its planet.

*hands con a banana and returns the lovins to jess* You so secksai too ! AYE HART YEW ! *snickers*

EYE <3 U 2 !!!!!!!!!!! *gives lamb a full massage*

*dumps ice down con's pants*

ooooh ... massage ! WEWT ! That's it ... *packs all her stuff to go move in w/ jess*

(Hehe ... these poor boys *snickers*)

lol you can move in with me anytime lamb :) not to mention since i'm on campus we get free food ;) so we have everything we need right here  :thumb:

Except me, but I'll move in too!

If you are lucky ;) .. *cough*all girls dorm*cough*

Oh, its you that'd be lucky

 :cheers:  :thumb:

o yea? how so?  :lol:

I may be short, but I have big feet

HAHAHAHA well that doesn' t really mean anything.. it's not the size that counts :P

And a wife, who recently registered on this forum.  Must be to keep an eye on you, Con.
Now see, I'm the lucky one.  My wife will never register here.
/me sends out all kinds of propositions and innuendos to everyone.

You're all evil!

Well, it's hard to cross the ocean in a rowboat. ;)

yea well you have to be a retard to do that

Well let's just say that I'm unsinkable :)

Is that a challenge?

Bring it on, Gina won't mind. :)

LMAO i value you my life, but thanks lol

Your life will never be complete without me!

hahaha full of yourself today huh? i'll believe it when i see it muahahahaha

I offered and you refused.

Are you accepting now?

ROFL ! *moves in w/ Jess* WEWT !

And Jess ... I think that was a challenge ... sure sounded like it to me. *evil grin*

And Con is sure full of sth ... *looks around*

well it depends... are you worthy?

Oh yes, I'm worthy.

BBL, my wife says I have to go to bed.

OO you're whipped :P

LOL ! Looks like it's just you and me again jess ... wewt ! *gives jess another lap dance*

SWEEEET lamby you do it o so right!!!!! *gives lamb a lap dance back*

Hmm, I never realised Con was such a playa.

Why thank you ! So do you ! *gives jess some lovins*

lol ... next thing you know, kenny will start thinking you're gonna leave him for me b/c we're secretly lesbian lovers and he'll ... oh wait ... sth tells me he'd like that. *snickers*

i'm sure he would too lol

Hahaha ... and dna ... male monkies are always after all 'da bitches' *snickers* <3 con :D

o baby o baby!

Reminds me of 10 Things I Hate About You ... "I want you, I neeeeed you, oh baby, oh baby"

that movie was weird lol

*snickers* A lot of movies today are ... but anyways ...

*gets back to the lovins* :D

:thumb:  *gives lamby nothin but lovins*  :evil:

*closes the curtains so the boys can't see* *evil grin*  :evil:

O M G so sexski!

<3333333

*hears the boys shouting 'ooooh man, that's no fun'* SUCKAS !

sucks to be them hehe

Proof that women really are evil.  :evil:

If we weren't how would the boys be entertained?

Internet ;)

pfft you'll get sick of gay porn in no time.. espcially after your hand tires out :P

*nods* But then again ... there's always porn w/ midgets on tricycles ringing the bells. *ring a ling* *falls over laughing*

omfg lamb lol.. that was too funny! maybe they will move on to animals?

Who said ANYTHING about tricycles???   :huh:  :huh:  :huh:

Uh ... I really don't want to know if any of them are into the whole beasteality thing. That's one thing, I could do w/o knowing. :D

LOL dna ... ask tek about the tricycle midget.

*massages lamby* well i certainly hope they wouldn't but you never know

Phoenix taught me that interspecies relations is a GOOD thing.

well that's a good thing then :)

Jess, Tis true ... tis true ... *returns the massage*

Dna, yeah, but pho is also a bird. =P (No offense pho, *huggles*)

What's the diff?

Well ... birds are different than humans in many ways. They find a mate and stay w/ them for more than just physical attraction. Humans are just ... weird.

but it we be boring otherwise

Interesting way to bolster your post count jess  :P

I'm on to you!

ROFL ! It's a conspiracy ! Everybody run !

While we're at it ... *hands tek a shiny new bell*

hey I'm back

did ya miss me? :)

LMAO tek.. i was only at 5 posts yesterday tek lol

Haha ... geez Jess ... look at you go.

And no con ... you missed nothing ... *cough*

Good, waiting for marriage me, eh?

o you know it ;)

Yes, yes I did.

So...when you coming to visit? :)

ummm....... i dunno :P

*shakes her head* Oh good lord ... con, back off ... SHE'S MINE !

*huggles lamby*

Ok..I'll just take you both. ;)

lol i thought you were moving in with us?

*shakes her head* Quit giving him ideas !

doh! *smacks her head on the desk*

I cant believe that a post about sombody bored at work can make it to 6 pages of jut plain chat wich could also be done in IRC

all you need is hot lezbo love ooohh yeah.

"Bah" says I.  Bi-sexual women > Homo-sexual women.  That's not really on-topic though so I'll shut up. :P

Jealous?

He's jealous cause he's never bored at work.

Yeah, b/c he's 'busy'.

And Jess ... they're always jealous of us. *snickers and gives jess another lap dance*

I seriously hope you're not referring to those two as "lezbo"s, because they certainly don't come off to me as such, and I for one should know. These seem like the kinds of girls that kiss other girls because it makes the boys look, because it's taboo and it's "sexy" and they can snicker about it afterward when the show is over. They have no intentions of going any further, honoring their false advances, and giggle because they "kissed a girl." They make a sick, sad mockery of any woman who is truly bisexual or homosexual. Women like me, who don't enter said relationships because it attracts male attention, who possess meaningful, loving, wholesome relationships with their partner because there is love there, and a genuine sexual attraction that has nothing to do with the outside world, only those two people.

Intersting conversation.uh-oh.Lost my train of thought :wall:

I think someone took the playful banter WAAAAAY too seriously here.

And I think someone only thinks that because he get's off on thinking about these so-called lezbo's and doesn't want me ruining their fun. If this kind of reaction had occured to any other topic, there is no doubt in my mind that it would be percieved as a normal oppiononated reply. But when it comes to this, of course I'm taking it to seriously and personally, but I refuse to aplogize for being offended by the mockery, even if put forth in a joking or playful manner, of my lifestyle... surely we all have our sore-spots, heaven forbid that mine be something everyone else enjoys.

oh don't take me seriously,i kind of figured yall where playing.i didn't mean to offend anyone and i appologize.dont hate me. :(

Wait aminute - this was only playful BANTER???

Whoa!

/me thinks of something else.
something else
something else
something else

my comment was just as it said.i was going to say something but forgot.my wife fools around like that all the time.i know its all in good fun.ive been around talk like that for almost 5 years now.im really actually quite used to it.

If my wife fooled around all the time, I would kill her.

no,I meant joked around.I would feel about the same if she "fooled around"on me.male or female.

No no no no NO. There's too much morality going on in this thread! Get back to the wild crazy singer-sex!

Of course, anyone that knows me knows where my thoughts on sex lie. :)

No, I made a comment about your actions in regards to a thread which to anyone with a brain is obviously non-serious.  If you had kept track of this thread, you would notice this is the first time I've actually replied to it, so what exactly is the fun that I am having here?  You, on the other hand, are making completely incorrect presumptions about my intentions and as for what I "get off" on, you can take the chauvanism and shove it.  Just because I'm male does NOT mean I drool over two women doing sexual things.  I find it quite repulsive, as I find just about everything about human sexuality, and I find your wholesale lumping of all males into this gutter-mind mentality as extremely offensive myself.  I happen to be a bird, whether you choose to believe that or not is up to you, but I "get off" on watching other birds get it on.  I do not apreciate being stereotyped in this manner, so in the future please refrain from doing so.

Two female birds? :rolleyes:

You know whats even better than 2 girls?

THREE

*hinthint*

Pun's right! Jess, l4mby, and dna, you're all invited!

omg look what i started lol

Well now you don't have to hold back that inner beast that craves L4mby  :D

Quick Con! Get the camera!

you would enjoy it too much.

Nah. Maybe the two of you could hold a candle to Gina. Maybe.

But lets find out!

Again, too much enjoyment would be involved.

Only if your good  :thumb:

Anything for you

score!

hehe

I have to warn you, Con:  If you fool around on me, I will kill you.

do i sense male bonding?

Riiiiight.

Anybody who knows us know that this is all in fun and not meant to hurt anyone's feelings whatsoever. I have NO problem w/ homosexuality ... NONE. In fact, I have many homosexual male friends that I've seen perform in drag shows. None of this was meant to bash anything or anybody or their way of lifestyle.

I understand that ppl have sore spots. My personal sore spot happens to be rape, so don't tell me that I know nothing about sore spots b/c I've been there. Trust me on this one. But that doesn't mean that I go in, telling ppl they're wrong for bringing it up and then doing the same exact thing that you're telling other ppl not to do. (as in response to pho 'getting off' at this. If you knew him better, you'd know that he is opposite of any male 'stereotypes')

Jess and I are friends. I also do happen to be straight. I personally don't see anything wrong w/ this little 'playful banter' b/c like it was stated, it is nothing more than 'playful banter'. If you have a problem w/ it, that's fine, but don't take it out on said ppl that weren't even involved in the 1st place until you came in. Now, I also know a lot of these guys very personally that hang out around here. Now if I had known it was going to offend anybody, I perhaps wouldn't have done it. But, being said that I do know most of the ppl around here pretty well, I didn't see anything bad coming out of it other than just a little fun to get over boredom. Nothing more. *shrug*

I eat with my elbows on the table sometimes.

Nice speech l4mby.

Now back to that lovin!  :D

Good thing you don't live in France then. You'd get smacked. ;p

he'd probably do it on purpose because he likes getting smacked ;)

Yeah, but only by certain ppl. *snickers* ;p

men?

Really i dont see why a refrence to "hot lezbo love" should cause such a stir. Perhaps you need a few beers.

Don't believe him Con, I'm still very much alive  :thumb:

/me runs across the room and gives some random guy a lapdance, just to spite dna

Aw, Phoenix, I think you took what I said too seriously. Besides, when I said "everyone else enjoys" I was referring to those who had already made it clear that they were finding some merit in the conversational actions of the aforementioned parties. I never said "all men" or "all males" I am well aware that not all males enjoy that kind of display, but that is beyond the point. I most certainly am not a male-bashing or male-hating lesbian, not as if that matters anyhow, I'm sure it is possible that I can be demonized no matter what I say.

And no, I don't choose to believe that you "happen to be a bird," delusional I can believe, but a bird, no.

Apro: you may not think he's a bird (and neither do most people), but that's the persona he's used online since I met him in 1998.

COME ON PEOPLE let's lighten up here!

Think we need a few kegs....

*emails the forum 10 kegs*

Happy drinking!

Wow you rock jess.

Now lets get DRUNK!

Is that Rotfish on those kegs?  Must be one hella brew...

omg you drank it all Pun!

But why is the rum gone?

Damnt, now my post makes no sense without any pictures to back it up!   >: /

You snooze you lose.


Quick jess! order more!

*emails the forum 5 more kegs*

More Kegs Have Arrived!







This is the last shipment folks!

w00t!

All for Punisher!!


Apocrypha are you just secretly jealous cause you didnt get any lovin from jess n l4mby?
Maybe its time to get out that whip and 'discipline' them for forgetting you :thumb:

*emails kegs to every one except pun* (keg hog :P)

Pun, you can have my keg

such a hater jess.

I was gonna share.....eventually....

You weren't sharing before.. what makes you think you would later?

I gotta go. I'll pick up some ale and whores while i'm out. ;)

sounds like a plan

I will not apoligise for appreciating the erotic visual qualities  of  girl/girl relations. The comments i made were amoung a group who is typically  understanding enough of one another  to know what will offend people and what will not and i was not aware  we had anyone amoung us who was sensitive about lesbian jokes. This is not a P.C forum. I myself have been called "sheep sporker" for being scottish decended.
 You should know Apocrypha that no one here seeks to demonize you in anyway.

Uhm..ok..this is one weird thread i must say.. :P dunno why i didnt post in this one before..
*me thinks*

*massages boot* it's ok we all know what a slacker you really are ;)

Ok you got me :(


I like the way you think Con!

:) ok i really needed that massage.. slacker? meee?!!! ;)

Why would I be secretly jealous when I can have real, physical "lovin" from my actual girlfriend whenever I so chose, as opposed to textual lapdances and so forth?

But to avoid answering a question with a question only, the answer is no. Besides, no matter what I think/feel/etc, it is obviously going to carry on, thus making the entire subject usless to worry about because I can't change it, nor, after all this fuss, is it useful to even care.

I would highly suggest that since you seem too prickly to understand friendly banter, that you go post in other threads. You are de-railing this one.

Any other posts related to this will be deleted (this goes for everyone.

*licks con*

Oh no now Con has the whip ><

*runs*

onto the 11th page.. ohh i have never deleted anyones post... i wonder how it feels to use that moderating power... ;) better run while ya can  :evil:

reboot, you couldn't harm a flee :P i mean ... erm... *fears the boot*

hehe well that's true..but the problem is that i don't even know if i can moderate this thread :P

*emails dicion lots of beer*

mmm a cold danish black gold whouldnt be wrong now...

These new kegs must not be as good as the last set - no Rotfish.

MY SWEDE ! *huggles boot and gives him a massage as well*

oooo ... beeeeeeer ... *drools*

My american lady! :)

Lamb does this constitute for a three some?

It could ... he is foreign ya know. *evil grin* But it is up to you ya know. ;p

:evil:  *evil thoughts*

*nods*  :evil: Chicks dig guys w/ accents. ;p

Speaking of which, boot, GET A MIC ! I still need to hear a Swedish accent ... and who better to hear it from than my Swede ? ;p

getting hot in here?

So take off all your clothes ? o.o

we're getting so hot we're gonna take all our clothes off?

Woo ! Thought you'd never ask ;p *snickers*

o baby o baby!!!!

GIGGITY ! ;p *dances*

*gives lamb a dance*

:blink:

:thumb:

*closes the door*

Hey, l4mb, sorry for chatfragging ya the other night, it was an accident.

Can I have a massage?

open that door jess ><!!

why for?

I'm lonely, hungry and there're wolves after me :(

poor baby

Only your sweet lovin' can save me from the harshness of this world!

*turns on some Marvin Gaye*

lol ! No worries scalliano. But, I'm afraid I don't know you all that well ... maybe some other time ... hehe

*gives tek a lap dance and hands him a shiny new bell* Now, you need anything in the future ... as I know I'm going to regret this later ... just ring that bell. ;p

Can I sub in for scalliano on that massage l4mby?

LOL ! Maybe tomorrow ... I'm kinda tired. ;p

*gives tek some lovin*

why hello ladies  B)

ooooooo digi!

*gives digi a whole lotta love*

hehe got this thread all alone! it's mine! my own! my precious! /me hits the reply button before anyone gets here!

*checks reboot for a fever*

Actually, it's MINE. MINE MINE MINE MINE!

P.S. I dreamed about Gollum last night. He was stealing my ice cream. O_o

LOL !

OMG ! DIGI !!!!!! *tacklehugglefugglelicksfondles digi* :D Good to see you around again. :D

*goes in search of her swede* THERE you are ! *takes boot off into the other room* :D

Ice cream eh?   :unsure:   /me quickly hands an ice-cream carton to l4mby and runs off.

woot! I can die happy now! <3

o.O ><

lol, that's an awesome dream Con. But I had nothing to do w/ it. *runs after kain and shoves the ice cream carton down his pants and runs away*  :evil:

This entire thread is incredibly sad  :unsure:

..I can't believe I took the time to read it all  :blink:

 :wacko:  COLD!  ><
... Wait... this gives me an idea...
/me runs off to find some warm apple pie.

o.O

Oh lordy. *shakes her head*

scarey people in here o_O

/me hands out a slice of warm apple pie to everbody that is posting on this thread.

I didn't do anything to it so no worries.  ;)

hahaha, the keg party was definately the highlight of this thread.

Yeah ... is there any left ? Or did you guys drink it all. *glares*

200th reply to this thread.  Way to go l4mby. :)

/me looks over to Punisher...
Erm... can a person really drink that much or should we take him to a hospital?  :P

*blinks* Is this cause for a victory dance ? Well, I'm gonna do one anyways ... *does a little dance* :D

Nah kain ... sth tells me he'll be alright as he's done this before. ;p

*emails the forums more kegs*

Wewt ! *takes one before anybody else can steal them all* MINE !

*glug glug glug*

*burp*

Scuse me.

Time to revive thise thread! and am i bored..just sitting here waiting to go home....yea taking this class really sucks..

I wish I could get bored at work. Todays I've been called a F***ing Wanker and a F***ing Tosser by 2   15 year olds.

I feel so sorry for them, as thats the only way they can express themsevles.


Boredom. I would love to be bored. (mind - when I was I hated it too!)

 :zzz:

awww poor bootboy! *keeps you company*

who needs beer?

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this should keep me for a day or two... anyone else want some?

my forum group is "WHS Team Members" now?  neat :hat:

OOOOOOOOO it's phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives phil lovins*

*gives jess vodka*

its all about scotch phil forget your rotten commie tater juice.

do not diss the motherland, comrade!  :shout:

im no comrade of you filthy mongoloid russians!

boring boring boring boring gah..20 mins left... hmm ohh off topic..nah this topic is more uhm.. off topic than anything on these forums...yupp yes i am really bored..why else whould i waste time writing this?? huh?
gah i think im about to die of boredom!!

*pets reboot*

lol ... little delayed there jess. ;p

*huggles her swede* :D

Bawls, anyone? :D

.....don't ask about the attached file. :P