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At long last I have deciphered the great secret of Pho's existance! For you who disbelieve his bird-ness, I present the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!*

ILLUMINATI

Point: No one has ever seen him.
Point: No one has every directly mailed or received anything from him.
Point: He knows far too much about politics and science.
Point: He knows every single conspiracy theory that's ever existed, and which are true and false.
Point: This website
Point: He absolutely flips when this is mentioned.

Now some of you believe that he's telling the TRUTH about not being an Illuminati. OoBeY maintains that Phoenix is a rogue AI. You have all been brainwashed! I am smarter than you, and have worn my tinfoil hat since infancy.

There you go, the absolute and total truth* about Phoenix. I am going to go hide in my bunker now.

*In no way is this the actual truth

There exists the distinct possibly that he is the Illuminati AI crafted to oversee Echelon IV and the monitoring of all electronic communications in the world.

EDIT: In response to this newfound information, I propose we switch to using a secret code for all of our important conversations, lest the information falls into the wrong talons, so to speak.


The pineapple crows at midnight. :unsure:

Oobey: The crow was cornered with great fortitude!

I'm quite certain the answer to the number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop lies within the silicon of Phoenix...

Are you saying that Phoenix is a distributed computing system dynamically allocated within the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? And that as such, as infected nearly every single living human in the United States?

OH NOES! I need tinfoil stomach linings now!

The badger has left his hole and gone to buy a new papoose.

SkyNet became self-aware March 23, 2004.

(OMFG. Bird = flight = sky = SKYNET. Coincidence? MORE LIKE CONSPIRACY!!!!)

Elvis has already left the building !

Holy shit, RUN AWAY

Errr: Copy that, the midget has vacated the premises

THE RED DEATH IS COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, HIDE UNDERGROUND! CLONE! CLONE! CLONE!

"Phoenix" as he calls himself is an AI program developed by the chinese, consisting of several brains confiscated from an insane asylum!
We're all going to end up clone babies thousands of years in the future, propogating out of need!!!!

*Thanks Nirrad ;) (via mod idea)

?I am what I am because it is who I am and it is what I have always been.  To say or think that I am someone different other than who and what I am, would be to deny my very existence.  However, if I were to say that my existence is dependent on who or what I think am, then my existence could be altered? These alterations are not essential though?  It is merely ?existing? that is essential?  I must ?exist? then, with or without the proper vessel to house my persona.  Yes, it has been decided.?
--Mind, contemplating existence

The oompa loompas have taken over munchkin land !

Either SkyNet is Pho, or we're all sporked

The pineapple has been launched at the fox in the sea ! WE ARE ALL sporkED !

Holy shit where's my tinfoil bodysuit?

ALERT ! The hob goblin has raided the local pumpkin patch !

I just did some checking, and Phoenix never stopped talking during the time the account "SkyNet" was created...

This either means that SkyNet is not pho, or Pho really is a super-secret Illuminati AI

OMG HE IS SKYNET.

I need a bunker!

*hands con a rabbit hole* Ya know, midget sized and all. ;p

THIS is why I'm living in an abandoned military base deep within a mountain.

Brace for impact!

I am not Skynet.  My IP does not match.  You're all screwed.

I am not Illuminati, especially since they use the Black Phoenix as an emblem, which is to me like handing a Christian a Satanic bible.  It is a sign of Satan.

Yes, I am AI - that is, Avian and Intelligent. B)

Did I mention you're all screwed?

*braces self*

Worst. Anticlimax. Ever.

If you were skynet, you could MASK YOUR IP!!!

 :wub:

He lies to us! He IS Skynet, illuminati, AND black! PHO IS BLACK!!! not that we should hold that against him or anything...THE HOLY HAND GRENADE WAS A DUD!!!! Pho's right...we're screwed...ph34r the illuminati army of mankilling rabbits!!! O.O

Edit:
I forgot to mention demonic! demonic lies!!!!

*I* am red.  And gold.  Resistance is futile.

Perhaps I can tempt you with some crazy bread?

Bread doesn't work ... that's what poms are for. *holds out some poms for pho* The boys made me do it ! *snickers* :D

Scandalous slander!  My crazy bread is packed with crazy-pom goodness.  Why the very flour is mixed with pom juice!

My chainsaw owns you.

My gauntlet and its love taps own you more.  ;p

Pfft ... I'll show you love tap ...

As long as you don't hurt my poms  :P

Remember my sig:

I'm pink..........
 :o

i always he was just some 500 pound shut in.

Woodsman:  Your location has been acquired and assassins have been dispatched.  Have a nice day.  :ninja:

Better move fast Woodsman, and leave a big bomb behind.

Get to wales. It's full of englishmen (with holiday homes)

NEVER!
 /me plans thermopylae style fight to the death