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Title: Song Inverions (when boredom strikes ;)) Post by: Draco on 2005-09-15, 20:15 Man what boredom can do to you. ;) Almost completely random but you guy's should like it since the theme song of wirehead seems to be "Baby Got Back" by sir mixalot. We'll here's my Halo version of the song.
MC got Gun I like MC and I can not lie, You other fraggers can?t deny, That when MC walks in with a sexy halo suit And a gre-nade in your face, You exPLODE Wanna pull out guns Cuz you noticed your ass was fragged! Deep in the helmet he?s wearing. I'm shot and I can?t stop staring. Oh, MC I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homies tried to warn me But with that gun you got Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my hog Well shoot me, shoot me, cuz you ain't that average groupie I've seen him sniping Hell with strategizing He?s big, strong, got it goin like a convenant thong I'm tired of 12 yr olds screaming ?got pie?? ?haha YOUR OWNED? Take the average fragger and ask him that We gotta smack their ass. So Fraggers (yeah), Fraggers (yeah) Has your MC got the gun (hell yeah) Well snipe it, SNIPE IT, snipe it, SNIPE IT, frag some newbie ass MC got gun I like em red, an dead And when I'm throwin' a nade I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my strategy I wanna get you based And ugh, double ugh, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout flashlights Cuz plastic parts were made for newbs I want him up beat and killing So find some chips and dip Master Chief?s in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that helmit So I'm lookin' at enemy?s base Watchin' these aliens screaming like girls You can have them bitcherds I'll keep my MC like snickers A word to the thick soul newbsta?s I wanna go shoot yah Gonna beat and bruise yah But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna frag Til the break of dawn MC got it goin on A lot of newbs won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm winning, I?m camping And I'm down to get the killing on So newbies (yeah), newbies (yeah) If you wanna role in my wartHOG (yeah) Then turn around Run you down Even convenant got to shout MC got Gun Yeah baby When it comes to MC Playstation ain?t got nothin to do with my selection Big and strong, oh so long, wearing a thong Ha ha Only if he?s not gay So your homie rolls a Banshee Playin' workout tapes by Nsync But Nsync ain't got a rocket in the back of their bedsheets My warthog don't want none unless you've got guns hon You can kill some newbs or convenant, but please don't lose that gun. Some fraggers wanna play like pussies and tell you that campin needs to go So they stick yah, and kick yah And I sign in quick to frag with yah So GameMag rants you suck Can?t even shoot a duck Cuz your AI?s small and your aim is stinking Newbs be better than you. Got second to a newb in the top scores You got lucky bitch. Give me a gun, can?t let this happen. Its time to start my campin. Some newbie tried to dis me Cuz the shot he made just missed me He had game but I managed to frag him I got first place, you?re OWNED BITCH. So MC if the gun is loaded And you wanna one on one showdown Dial 1-900-YouGotOwned and frag them sexy ass MC got Gun feel free to add your own game/song inversion ;) Title: Re: Song Inverions Post by: Phoenix on 2005-09-15, 21:42 Since we're on the "perverted" side of songs, I did this one:
Earth Soldier's Ballad, to the tune of 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" Sarge: "What'll we get for ten dollars?" Smuggler: "Every 'ting you want" Sarge: "Everything?" Smuggler: "Every'ting" Private: "Whoa!" Corporal: "Don't load that, Gunney!" Sarge: "You want some of this?" Smuggler: "Oh, S@#$! Run for cover!" Sarge: "Aaahh!" *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* Me want glory! Me-Me want glory! Me want glory! Me shoot you long time! Sittin' at the barracks with my deck of cards So I get the field phone for a Sarge to call Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said "HQ, this is Sarge, let's up and kick it" I arrived at the coords, kicked down the door Not having no idea of what the foe had in store I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory! Me want glory! Me-Me want glory! Me want glory! Me shoot you long time! Grunts always ask me why I kill so much I say, "What's wrong, devil dog, with having some guts?" 'Cause you're going down, and you better be glad That they won't tell your mamma how I shot you up bad I know I'll be promoted when they see your head imploded Won't your mama be so sad when she sees your body bag? I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory! Me want glory! Me-Me want glory! Me want glory! Me shoot you long time! My whole squad thinks I'm nuts, and maybe even perverted But I'd shoot them in the back if they up and deserted Killing's what I do, and it ain't no game First I'll rip out your spine, then I'll blow out your brains I'm just an Earth Soldier with a perfect dead eye Real men throw lead, and we never cry I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory! It's true you were a soldier, until you met me I was the one who shot you dead, and gibbed your body You took the foolish role of a forward scout Never saw it coming, I just took you clean out So everyone else should learn a thing or two Beware of my Rifle, and my Gatling Gun too I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory! Title: Re: Song Inverions Post by: Draco on 2005-09-16, 17:48 lol that was pretty good pho *hugs* T.T i miss seeing you in the chat. need to "fly" around more often ;)
Title: Re: Song Inverions Post by: Phoenix on 2005-09-18, 00:18 I'm in the chat room quite often, just not the same time as you I suppose.
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