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Title: Poop on You! Post by: Phoenix on 2006-03-22, 20:07 Quote Signs warning of bird droppings were posted along a stretch in downtown Orlando this week after cars, benches, sidewalks, plants and even people are hit and covered by the white bird waste, according to a Local 6 News report. http://www.local6.com/news/8182571/detail.html (http://www.local6.com/news/8182571/detail.html)Let this be a lesson: Habitat destruction comes with a price. As for "polluting the water", Exxon Valdez ring a bell? Hypocrites. Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: Lopson on 2006-03-22, 20:41 American Civil War between Birds and People. Great, just what you needed.
Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: Visimar on 2006-03-23, 12:46 It's about time animals have started their rebellion against humans! =D
Gogo bird bombs! Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: games keeper on 2006-03-23, 14:51 I knew I shouldnt have given them so much fruit
Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: YicklePigeon on 2006-03-23, 15:43 Y'know, most people would think birds (especially pigeons) couldn't read English - but on one of the benches in one of the towns I go, there's a sign that reads:-
Quote Do not feed the birds At least, that's how it should read...but after a bombing run by pigeons it now reads as:- Quote Do feed the birds :D So stuff like this doesn't surprise me in the least :) Regards, Yickle. Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: scalliano on 2006-03-23, 19:09 It's the War On Nature! Guess who's winning ...?
Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: Kajet on 2006-03-23, 20:01 Humanity is like crap whatever it touches basically gets pwned to the point that you say spork it, it's not worth trying to fix... like taking a big wet crap on someone else's T.V. remote or keyboard for example.
So why be surprised when something like this happens? Personally i think it's freaking hilarious... people getting all emo cause they live/work in a shitty area? Now if only there were dogs to lay some lawn mines... :evil: Title: Re: Poop on You! Post by: SIN Plague on 2006-03-23, 21:25 Being as Pho is the only bird I know that can read and write english... me thinks he led the attack...
theres also the super bowl commercial from a few years back... "Command to Dirty Bird, come in Dirty Bird" "DB to Command, target is locked. Commencing firing. DB out." :ownage: |