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Title: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Phoenix on 2008-09-08, 20:19 Politicians... They all lie, this we know. They all pretend to be the lesser evil. So why not just say "to hell with it" literally this November and vote for the greater evil instead? This year, Vote Cthulhu. (http://www.cthulhu.org/) You might be eaten, but you'll finally have a president that's honest about its evil.
Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Thomas Mink on 2008-09-08, 22:11 Cthulhu? Please... he-- errr.. it?...... has nothing on the only ruler that we're not even worthy of!
Vote Zod in '08! (http://www.zod2008.com/) Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: fourier on 2008-09-09, 01:44 Cthulhu? Please... he-- errr.. it?...... has nothing on the only ruler that we're not even worthy of! Vote Zod in '08! (http://www.zod2008.com/) lol, that's great Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: ~Va^^pyrA~ on 2008-09-09, 03:44 Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Who is his running mate? Shub-Niggurath? :) Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Kajet on 2008-09-09, 12:06 At least Chuck Norris isn't running...
Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Lopson on 2008-09-09, 12:18 At least Bush isn't running. :O :/
There, I destroyed the mood. What is your next request, oh mighty Zod? Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Phoenix on 2008-09-09, 19:09 Zod lost his powers. He's running a sham campaign (would that be a shampaign?) pretending to be a god on earth, while having no actual power to back up his supposed authority. He might be evil, but true evil must have power to be effective. Lord Cthulhu is a true Elder god. He can invade your dreams. You won't just give him your vote, you'll beg for sanity. All who oppose Cthulhu will be eaten. Those who support Cthulhu will be rewarded, then eaten at a later time.
Vamp: This year's ticket is Cthulhu-Dagon. Shub's the campaign manager. :slippy_thumb: Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Thomas Mink on 2008-09-09, 22:54 The great General Zod may or may not forgive you if you kneel before him and beg his forgiveness after he is elected, swearing your life and goods to him. He is a caring being, for a dead slave is of no value.. but sometimes, examples need to be made.
As Disturbed says in their one song.. forget the name, sorry... "Give in, give in to ZOD!" :hail: (and yes, I know they say something else in that song.. but coworkers can make even decent songs that much better, and funnier) Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: ~Va^^pyrA~ on 2008-09-09, 23:48 Vamp: This year's ticket is Cthulhu-Dagon. Shub's the campaign manager. :slippy_thumb: Then what is Mother Hydra doing? Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: Phoenix on 2008-09-10, 20:33 "Fishing" of course. ;)
Title: Re: Remember to Vote in November... Post by: ~Va^^pyrA~ on 2008-09-12, 00:33 Just so long as we get to see Secretary of Defense: Hastur!
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