Title: Coder's Haze Post by: Phoenix on 2023-10-27, 11:40 Parody of "Turn the Page", by Bog Seger. I wrote this after a few words jumped into my head, and I thought about how the "rockstar" game programmer's life could be kind of like an actual rockstar's life.
Coder's Haze On a multithreaded server, typing' all day long You can listen to the cooling fans hummin' out their song You can think about the program and the code you wrote the night before But your thoughts will soon be wanderin' the way they always do Your compiler's run for hours and there's nothin' more to do And you don't feel like compilin', you just wish the build was through Here I am Setting modes again There I am Structing arrays Here I go Consting chars again There I go Coder's haze As you log into the chat room feelin' burned out and alone And you read the nasty comments, that you're never goin' gold You pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode Most times you can't read sarcasm, other times you can All the same old lamers, throwin' bait to get you banned And the mods don't ever help you, it just all gets out of hand Here I am Setting modes again There I am Structing arrays Here I go Consting chars again There I go Coder's haze Back behind the keyboard, when you're typing fast away All the functions and processes gettin' better every day And the data flies rockets in the games you like to play Later in the evening as you're feeling drained and dead With the thoughts of structs and vectors still swimming in your head You log off from the internet, making notes for what's ahead Here I am Setting modes again There I am Structing arrays Here I go Consting chars again There I go Coder's haze Here I am Setting modes again There I am Structing arrays, yeah Here I go Consting chars again There I go There I go This has been a Phoenix Song Break. |