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Title: SMACK TALK (The Saga Continues...)
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-28, 21:10
DaMan McDeth, you're such a dickless piece of shit and you have the kind of face only a mother could love! The only problem is your mother's too busy whoring around town to give you the light of day, and your dad's short and slowly balding!

And you Bald&Sexy are an illiterate puke-stain! Nothing more than a rotting corpse in the under belly of this forum. In fact, I bet MoJoJoJoe's down there with you, sucking the mold out from between your toes!

And dna, your buttons are ugly! :P

-ph34r


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Twilight on 2003-01-28, 22:17
THE SMACK TALK LIVES ON!!!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-28, 22:34
spork YOU DEV/NULL!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DAY YOU DRAG MY BUTTONS INTO THIS IS THE DAY I RAM YOUR TEETH INTO THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT:  sporkING SPORK!!!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Lunatic Guy on 2003-01-29, 11:12
"spork YOU DEV/NULL!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DAY YOU DRAG MY BUTTONS INTO THIS IS THE DAY I RAM YOUR TEETH INTO THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!!"

LOL!! LOL!!

And then, dev/null's teeth sticked on the concrete eternally...

Then, dev/null with his teeth broken; and in fact, all gone... would be speaking like this:

"Mma meeth mis mamall monee...! Mamamha! Mu mocks!"

dev/null!! You think you are the best?? You only talk shit about people.... oh!!!! Now, I know that you are best in shit talking other people, hhmmm?


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-29, 16:16
I have the fastest mouth in the west Lunatic Guy, that's why my insults actually sound good unlike your fragmented junk. Look at you, you don't even know who to use the quote feature! So until you're able to beat me within my current domain I shall continue to peddle my propaganda and there's nothing you may do about it!

/me rams Lunatic Guy's face into the concrete

Quote
Mma meeth mi mammall monee...! Mamamha! Mu mocks!
 :lol:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-01-29, 19:25
"dev/null shall be officially nullified in the coming days", quoth the Reaper... evermore.


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-29, 19:38
Wow, I didn't think the Reaper took such a personal interest in me. I always figured he was to busy snatching souls from the material realm  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-29, 19:41
*Darkness buries a knife in dev/null's back
*dev/null takes 20 damage
EDIT: Whoops!  Forgot to put in a reference to spork.  So... spork!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-29, 19:49
/me uses his Darkness Slaying Knife which does +9 against shadows and dark entities


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-01-30, 01:35
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I have the fastest mouth in the west Lunatic Guy

And it will stay in the west Dev! Oooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!  :P

BTW, is this a thread where a bunch of tard-o hypocritic bastard pickle nose little dweebs come to make un-fazing, un-intelligent, old as granny's fart dust insults????............ :P .......................



COUNT ME IN  :D



There's my two cents in this thread.  :D


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-30, 04:39
spork you ya transvestite!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-01-30, 09:15
To answer Washu's question in the most layman of terms so he can understand...... Yes! My God, what do you think smack talk is? Intelligent? Riiiiiiiight.


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-30, 17:30
You should all know by now that I can't start intelligent topics :P


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-30, 18:29
Becuase there's no intelligence there.  Mothersporker... :321:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-30, 20:10
My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully inadequate, that evolution laughs at you and promises that your male offspring will also be cursed with your ridiculous nubbin... thus dooming your DNA!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-30, 20:48
dna doesn't procreate; it replicates.  dna has no need of such base desires.  All I have to do is look at your ridiculous relationship with your mother to assure that I have no desire for flesh.  sporker. :ph34r:


Edit:  fixed stupid spelling error.  spork!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-30, 23:08
There's an awfully big age difference between me and my mother. True, I do live in Southern Ohio. Also true, I do have a pretty cute cousin. But that's it!

What the hell do you have going for you out there in Nebraska? Your entire state lacks raised ground resulting in a completely flat region where only cows and the Amish can live happily!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-30, 23:23
Quote from: dev/null
There's an awfully big age difference between me and my mother.
That's partly why it's so ridiculous!  I... I just can't get that image of you out of my mind!  With those wrinkle-y legs ...  (shudders)

Amish?  Where do you see any Amish?

/me looks in dev/null's direction and hears the banjo start to play.

And I'll have you know that Nebraska isn't flat, it's concave damnit!  You're just jealous of our ancient sea bed.  So go spork yourself spud man!

Edit:  More stupid spelling errors.  Aw, spork it!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-30, 23:29
My mother and her flabby (not wrinkled mind you) legs are better than your whipped relationship, in which you can't even be a computer refrigerator! Ancient sea bed my ass, perhaps your just jealous of Ohio's long lost glacier!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-01-30, 23:43
Now your talking smack about people's mama's? :blink:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-30, 23:54
Your mamas next, you little sporker!  I've SEEN her!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-01-31, 00:15
Freekin' 'Yo mama' crap is old man.... I found it funny like 5 years ago, now it's just old and unoriginal, you lamers need to come up with something else to at least TRY to set yourselves apart from all the other smack talkin' wannabes of the world.


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-31, 00:21
Well.. uh, ..your mama...

um

spork


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-01-31, 00:55
Your momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in. *evil snicker*

*place comeback here*


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-31, 02:18
Oh yeah? Well your mother's so fat that she stumbled over K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and then landed on Target :D


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-01-31, 03:23
I rest my case about the whole 'Yo mama' thing being old and so not funny...


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-01-31, 04:14
Oh really, well, your momma's so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet. oh and don't forget: Your momma's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! oh I almost forgot: Your momma's so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."  :D  Ha Ha!!

*Insert comback here..... if you can*  :D


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-01-31, 07:34
.... all I got was a smirk out of all that. Can't you people come up with anything original?


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-01-31, 08:01
Always complaining aren't we ~SpAwN~? Oh no, I don't want to lead the armies of hell... I don't want to dig up my corpse...The fat clown kicked my ass... BOO HOO, cry me a friggin' river!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dna on 2003-01-31, 22:37
Quote from: ~SpAwN~
.... all I got was a smirk out of all that. Can't you people come up with anything original?
That hurts, man.  There's no reason to get personal here.  sporker.


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-02-01, 00:01
Ok I gotta a few good ones SPAWN.....
 
Your Mom's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Your Mom's so old she pisses cobwebs and farts dust.

Your Mom's like cake mix, 15 servings per package.

Your Mom is like 10-10-321 after 20 min. she's 50% off.
 
 


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-02-01, 00:24
Your mother's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Your mother's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Your mother's so fat, that after sex you roll over twice on your still on the bitch!

Your mother's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.  


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-02-01, 02:51
LoL dev, the "so dirty" one was great.  :lol:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: McDeth on 2003-02-02, 03:42
Man...the language in this sporking place is atrocous :o  :(


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-02-02, 08:26
Well if you don't like it you can spork off :P


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-02-03, 06:37
Quote from: -=-Little Washu-=-
Ok I gotta a few good ones SPAWN.....
 
Your Mom's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Your Mom's so old she pisses cobwebs and farts dust.

Your Mom's like cake mix, 15 servings per package.

Your Mom is like 10-10-321 after 20 min. she's 50% off.
Dude.. I Still don't find them funny at all.:) I'll stick with my previously stated comments.


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Lunatic Guy on 2003-02-04, 06:38
Quote from: dev/null
I have the fastest mouth in the west Lunatic Guy, that's why my insults actually sound good unlike your fragmented junk. Look at you, you don't even know who to use the quote feature! So until you're able to beat me within my current domain I shall continue to peddle my propaganda and there's nothing you may do about it!


Well if you don't like it you can spork off
dev/null: You biatch! Obviously... I know how to quote, I just need to be fast, that's why I'm using the other quote thing... but anyway, your words are not worth to be even quoted at all. But I'm proving to you now so that you can bitch around with quotes anymore! MUAHAHA!!

And if you don't like... you can freak off!


And can anyone tell me how to do that "middle finger" emoticon??


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-02-04, 07:03
HAHA, you may be able to quote but you can't produce a simple smilie! :321:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: games keeper on 2003-02-04, 23:09
idiots (learn english) :D


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Lunatic Guy on 2003-02-05, 09:06
Quote from: dev/null
HAHA, you may be able to quote but you can't produce a simple smilie! :321:
:) :D :321

OOohhh!!!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Lunatic Guy on 2003-02-05, 09:09
Quote from: dev/null
HAHA, you may be able to quote but you can't produce a simple smilie! :321:
:) :D :321:

OOohhh!!! Now I know how to do that!!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Atom235 on 2003-02-05, 09:48
Quote from: games keeper
idiots (learn english) :D
hhmmm  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-02-07, 04:22
Quote from: games keeper
idiots (learn english) :D
heh... I agree with games here. Well, cept for the '(learn english)' part. :)


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: games keeper on 2003-02-08, 11:08
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Well,  cept  for the '(learn english)' part.

told ya to learn english   B)


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: games keeper on 2003-02-09, 12:25
looks like I killed his topic  :omfg:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-02-10, 18:37
The way I type has nothing to do with my knowledge of the English language. I'd just rather type 'cept, tho, and ya' once in a while to save myself some time... just be happy I don't torture all a yas by typing like I used to 5 years ago... 'wat, yer, yoo, sumthin, enuff, etc etc etc'. If you want me to torture you, then by all means just keep on ranting about my typing, otherwise just shut yer pie hole! HAH! That's what I thought, lamer..

:rockon: <---- my god, I won't be able to have a post without this now. lol


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Lunatic Guy on 2003-02-11, 05:21
What the?!?! You had better show me more emoticons that I have yet to see!


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Thomas Mink on 2003-02-12, 00:24
:rockon: Uhhh, dude... when you post a reply there's a little link under all the smilies that says 'Show All'. Just click on it.. :rockon:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2003-02-12, 18:16
Thanks for ruining my experiment ~SpAwN~, I wanted to see how long it would take Lunatic Guy to figure that out  :idiot:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Lunatic Guy on 2003-02-14, 02:37
:rockon:  :wall:  :wacko:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: Moshman on 2003-02-15, 18:10
This one's funny:
 :daddy:


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: dev/null on 2004-03-28, 06:15
Shut up Washu, you?re just insecure because you?re ass is so big, that you actually appear taller when you sit! :ownage: :P


Title: Re: SMACK TALK
Post by: ConfusedUs on 2004-03-28, 08:45
Dead Thread. Look at the dates.

And in keeping with our no personal attacks rule, I'm going to lock this.