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Title: Song Parodies (Make fun of stuff!) Post by: Footman on 2003-12-04, 05:45 Post some parodies you have heard, written, or would like to see!
Parody of TNT by ACDC: D&D Cuz I play D&D! Not Warriors of Magic and Might! D&D! :P Thank you dev/null for creating this! :P C'mon, post! :D Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: Phoenix on 2004-01-02, 10:59 (A Generations Parody of "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden) You frag me once, but I'll frag you too You fire your railgun but I'll shotgun you So as we fight over the next health pack You better stand, there's no turning back. The "fight" word sounds, the game begins But on this level which Gen class will win? The crack of railgun slugs and rocket blasts As we dodge and strafe unto the last The megahealth is gone, I break to run The mighty roar of the Strogg's railgun And as I race down towards the armor hall The screams of pain as my Doomguy falls I hurdle bodies that lay on the ground And the railgun fires another round I get so near, yet so far away I am doomed to lose this match today! We get so close, near enough to fight When the 'Trooper gets me in his sights He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A splash of gibs stains the ground below And as the fraglimit is hit at last My score is down, and my end was fast I lost the Generations tournement To someone else it seems that prize was meant This song was actually inspired by a match that Angst and I had on Eternal Arenas. The score was only 1 point off, but I just started making up lyrics in the chatroom and here's the result. ^_^ Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: Angst on 2004-01-02, 21:20 Not only that, but we actually hit sudden death, I haven't seen that in quite awhile :D
Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: dev/null on 2004-01-04, 05:12 (A parody to "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica) MP3s or death, what you so very much need But once we deny it, you will beg and plead. Never listend before, never, but once it's played Never thought of it, but now you have your own made. Don't download me We'll sue you Steal no more We'll send our lawyers marching up to your door! We'll sue you Settle this in court We'll destroy Napster and sell out once more! Love us or leave us, and we lose it'll suck Nothing to sing here 'cause our brains are stuck. After the Black Album was our fame's death We started losing money and our fans all left. I wrote this a few years ago while I was part of a loosely knitted band, which I founded, by the name of the Polyester Monkiez Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: games keeper on 2004-01-04, 10:30 good 1 :D
Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: Apocrypha on 2004-04-26, 18:09 *The Ballad of George W. Bush*
Sung to the tune of the theme from "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush. His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all about. But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out. DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up. Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale. He can't spell his name but they never let him fail. He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk. And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke. Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy. The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom." Let the common people get maimed and scarred. We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard. Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy. Twenty years later George gets a little bored. He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord. He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be." So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP. Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms. Come November 7, the election ran late. Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!" "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls." So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes. Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade. Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in. Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win." "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation. And that's how George finally got his coronation. Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority. Y'all go vote now. Ya hear? Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: Thomas Mink on 2004-04-26, 22:53 Massive Smasher
(A HUGE ripoff of Metallica's "Master of Puppets) In the night or day Smashing is the way I'm the source of Hib destruction Wearing black and red Wanting to smash your head Thinking of your death's construction Come and you will be Smashed to eternity I dedicate this to How I'm smashing you! I'm not the gasher I'm the smasher I'm not the thrasher I am the MASSIVE! SMASHER! Master of smashing is destroying your things Smashing your skull and ending your dreams Hammered by me you can't do a thing Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER! What is that you say? Smash you another day? Death to Mids becoming clearer Pain monopoly Hammer o' misery Smash your face even severer Come and you will be Smashed to eternity I dedicate this to How I'm smashing you! I'm not the gasher I'm the smasher I'm not the thrasher I am the MASSIVE! SMASHER! Master of smashing is destroying your things Smashing your skull and ending your dreams Hammered by me you can't do a thing Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER! -guitar solo- SMASHER! SMASHER! Why so mad when I called you slammer? SMASHER! SMASHER! Loves to hear my cries HAMMER! HAMMER! All he wants to use is a hammer HAMMER! HAMMER! Smashing till I die! Help me! -guitar solo- Hammers are worth all of that Even if it's just one gnat Smashing all without a reason Neverending craze Smashing even greys Now your life is out of season Wearing the fullest plate I will smash you great Then turn to face a blue Now I smash you too! I'm not the gasher I'm the smasher I'm not the thrasher I am the MASSIVE! SMASHER! Master of smashing is destroying your things Smashing your skull and ending your dreams Hammered by me you can't do a thing Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER! Baaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha --------------------- I wrote this in July '03 out of boredom. And it was done quickly as well... even used a LOT of the original words. To understand it fully, you'd need reasonable knowledge of Dark Age of Camelot... an MMORPG I used to play till about 4 months ago. My character was named Hozer Eh.. and was an Albion Polearmsman. He used a lucern hammer and was the self proclaimed 'massive smasher'. :) Title: Re: Song Parodies Post by: Genialus on 2004-04-27, 08:10 I think you'd hate me for posting all of my cs songs in this topic so I'll just leave one then start a new topic:
based on Dizzy Mizz Lizzy - Silverflame Cs hides within their Half-life CS is their only friend yeah Cs stands so tall in their minds Cs freaks need a helping hand Freaks in a glass box don?t see the world they have no lives, should commit suicide They say; ?cs is just all that matters" Camping forever in a bubble of blue Only person on the server is you you stay cus ?cs is just all that matters... Forever!" Quit the game, it is lame take control Of your life of your mind get a hold What a shame cs flame, you can't burn forever (repeat) And in the garden there's a CS freak, Only invited if deleting went well, It tries Getting a life by quitting cs yeahhh If then only it was followed by you you might survive cs and have a life to and say: "cs isn't all that matters!" Quit the game, it is lame take control Of your life of your mind get a hold What a shame cs flame, you can't burn forever (repeat) |