Wirehead Studios

...is defined as trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Well I guess we wouldn't be Wireheaders if we wern't all a bit insane. So on that note, I bring you the Yarn Thread Mark IV! You all should know the rules by now, but here's a quick review:

*One sentence per post.
*Let at least 2 people post between your posts.
*BE COHERENT.[/i][/u] What does that mean? If, reading this in a book, your post would cause you to take pause and wonder what the author was thinking, DON'T POST IT.
*No introducing yourself.
*Characters cannot be killed in one post by a previously unseen danger. The death must be set up and executed by at least two people, although the posts need not be consecutive.
Anything else I forget, I'm sure we'll remember as we go along. Well, let's get this started.

*click* Staring down the barrel of Warden's gun, Con saw his life flash before his eyes,  with a certain special emphasis on the night this all started...

...the terrible terrible night he met...

...an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, man-eating, polka-dot bikini that was feasting on the flesh of...

...Big old man that was feeling a bit light in his stomach today making him .....

...want to rev his chainsaw and go fight demons...

...but he knew he better not miss his daughter's dance recital or his old hag of a wife would surely...

...auction off their marriage to the highest bidder on Ebay.  Surprisingly enough...

the dark mage ConfusedUs step in and stoped her, setting up a chain of events which

...resulted in a catastrophic reverberating phase cascade in the...