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Ok, here's how it works, I start off a story with...

...In the dawn of time, man was created, and thus was woman.
Man was hesitant toward the world at first, but became accustomed to it soon.
He began creating tools like...

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a spork. Which he used to kill many.....

Dopefish, because dopefish are good eating don't you know.  The spork was such a successful tool that woman decided to...

...improve on it.  So they invented the spear.  Unfortunately, the spear was so effective that man often put it to use...

slaying demons! and when they're not doing that, they have a nice long lounge in a jacuzzi, in the holodeck they summon up tons of...

pomegranites, which are oh-so deliciously juicy, as well as...

... rather explosive if spelled improperly, after learning of this, Commander Keen...

decided to realize his dream of destroying ohio with pomegranites, but there was someone standing in his way and that person was....

Billy-Bon Von Litchenstein... burg, a nasty bugger who often...

...Rampaged through towns, burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating the...

... tacos, which brought upon him the wrath of Gir, Destroyer of Worlds. Who in his rage ...

.....demanded that Litchenstein stop burninating his precious tacos or else he and Taco Bell would unleash their mighty armies to ravage Earth. Litchenstein replied....