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Ok, time for some fun-ness. From now till 2-14 post your bad Pickup lines.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm going back to my place to make love to you, and I would really like it if you were there in person.

Know what?s wrong with you? Not a damn thing.

Excuse me. Do you have a date with me?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Mind if I do?

So, how big is your boyfriend? Just trying to figure out how badly I?m going to get beat up for taking you away from him.

Roses are red; the sun is gold. I?ll get on my knees and do as I?m told.

Excuse me. Do you want to spork or should I apologize?

 Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

(stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to give me her name and number? (answer:Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because she is standing right next to me.

Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any Grey Poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby....

 Hey there, want to go feather my nest?

Let's skip the courtship and go straight to the kissing ( "kissing" = slang for mating )

The last time I was laid I hatched 6 weeks later.  How about you bring me up to date?

They say birds of a feather flock together, would you mind flocking with me?

By the time I'm done with you I'll have you singing like a canary.  Oh, you are a canary?  Well how about I make you sing anyway?

You've got my feathers all ruffled.  Can I ruffle yours?

Did anyone ever tell you how drab you're looking right now?

I've got a down-lined nestingbox complete with birdbath and feeder.  It has everything but you, and I need it to be perfect.

I must have died, because you have the wings of an angel.  Are you here to take me to heaven tonight?

Excuse me, but you just landed on the "love branch" in this tree, and it happens to be mine.

You're a pretty good flier.  Want to see how high we can fly together?

I'm a bird of prey, and I'm hunting.  You.

Baby, I put the BF back in BFG...

Wanna see my railgun?

Waddya say you come back to my place and I show you some 'shaft' lovin?


and on a non quake note...

If you were a hamburger, you'd be called McGorgeous.

Are you a convict? Cause you just stole my heart!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

I can't remember where I live. How 'bout you take me home with you?

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
      Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
      Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those   pants"

"I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you."

 :hat:

Phoenix: Obviously, you're really obssessed with birds, and I think your girlfriend/wife is probably a bird... :P


""I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you." "

[WaRdeN]: One thumbs up for you! :D

Who needs pick-up lines? They seem like such a waste of time considering they're only used to find worthy partners for sex. Why not just sit in the women's restroom and simply ask each woman that walks in if she wishes to have sex? I'm sure you'll get quite a few odd looks and maybe even a slap here and there, but eventually you'll land one, all without the pain and agony of listening to someone's problems over a drink ;)

Lunatic:  I guarantee you that my mate has feathers.  And as for being "obsessed" with birds, well, since I happen to be one I'm really no more obsessed with birds than humans are obsessed with their own species.  :daddy:

dev, you miss the thrill of the chase that way!  Now, back to the pickup lines! :wub:

Let's Rocket-Jump with teamwork baby.

Usually people pay me for sex but tonight you're getting a special discount.

Haste makes waste, so let's race to your place and open a case of slow-pace loving to taste. :hat:  :lol:

I'm extremely worried about the female population in your area if these lines actually work

I'm in Southern Ohio Devlar, so my kind tends to go for sheep more than humans :P

"Hey, you sure do gots a perdy fleece!"

"Come 'ere cuzin, I wanna give ya sum'in!"

my god... some of those are just 'horrid'. There is one that stood out though..

Tekhead's "Haste makes waste, so let's race to your place and open a case of slow-pace loving to taste."

That one just made me laugh for some reason... hehe.

And now... Phoenix:  "And as for being "obsessed" with birds, well, since I happen to be one I'm really no more obsessed with birds than humans are obsessed with their own species."

I'm not obsessed with humans at all, or any other species. I look down on humans more than the others though... humans just aren't worth the time and effort of looking up to. Won't get into the gory details though since it's not worth the controversy.

As for pick up lines, I have none... but I felt the need to reply, so whatever. :rockon:

Do you use windex on your pants? Cause I sure see myself in them!

This body's leaving in 5 minutes! Will you be on it?

It's kinda scary how good oob & warden are at this (i'm not sure about pho's, because i've never talked to birds about pickup lines) - I wonder where they get all the practice? :]
(And omg, the new smileys are EVERWHERE, :killme: :now:)

Would really like to try that out some day... :D

Hang on, time for me to bring out the big guns, these are some of my favorites...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something... MY JAW!

You must be tired from running through my dreams all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

You know what'd look great on you? Me.

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a seafood restaurant, cause you look like the Catch of the Day!

(and a modified blonde joke...) Waddya say we head back to my place, and do some math? You know, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, then add my dick.

and 'let's multiply' - you forgot about that one  oobs :]

No, i remember, i just thought it'd be akward in a pickup line. not too many people looking for a comitment right off the bat :)

The word of the day is legs, so please spread the word ;)

Excuse me mam but can i tempt you with some sexuall intercourse back at my place?


beeing polite is the key :thumb:

personal fave: "Nice boots, wanna spork?"

"Cold out isn't it?" (staring at breasts)

"Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend."

"Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"

"Here's a quarter... Call your roommate and tell them you won't be coming home tonight."

"How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!"

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

"Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?"

"Hi. I'm horny."

and the finale: "So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?"
 :unsure:

just one-
 'would you like to have some of my sex... with me?'

Ok, more cheesy pickup lines.  ;)

Want me to sing dirty to you?

Come back to my tree and "do the twist" with me.

I'm molting, you want to help me out and pluck me?

Nice tailfeathers.  Let me show you what "spread eagle" REALLY means!

They say that spring means just one thing to little lovebirds.  Let's not disappoint them.

I migrated half the world looking for the perfect mate, and I landed right next to you.

Can I share my "birdseed" with you?

See that old lady on the park bench?  Want to make her blush?

You got a band hidden under that wing?  Because you've already tagged my heart.

We're perched under the mistletoe, so let's "kiss".

By the time I'm done with you you'll be laying scrambled eggs.

Male: Would you like to have breakfast with me tomorrow morning?

Female: Sure.

Male: Should I call, or just nudge you? ;)

Please don't sue!

I have only been sent 12 restraining orders!

Let me tell you about vertex and pixel shaders.

Define "cease and desist."

Define "may not enter within 300 feet"

What do you mean by "I am too  busy, I had to watch infomercials last night?"

Hey, can I show you my room in my parrents' basement?

Hi, I was told that if I ever get a date, the world would be hit by a giant fireball and kickstart the apocalypse, wanna dance?

Wow o_O talk about an old thread revival... :D

Yeah... Over a year later and still going strong! :P

lol ... yeah, we were chatting pretty late in the channel last night and somebody brought up pickup lines. Pho went ahead and pulled up this thread. *snickers* We had more fun w/ the whole Illuminati thing tho. :D

Pfft

Here's a guaranteed hit.

"True there are a lot of fish in the sea, But you're the only one I want to take home and mount!"

works everytime.

Wanna see some REAL data transfer? I'll SCSI yo fuzzy.

Obviously you guys aren't married:

"OK - it's wednesday."

Only have a couple, but here goes:

Wanna improve your image? Be seen with me.

How about a Bailey's and some sex? (slap) What, You don't like Bailey's?

My friend wants to know if you'd **** me.

(After a lengthy conversation) Fascinating. Wanna ****?

I tried the "how do you like your eggs" one once and she said, "Preferably unfertilized!" :angry: