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Title: A fluffy snoozlepuff (Wiggle toe tongue ribbons)
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-06-11, 06:40
Rollerscakes went to the park, riding on a donkey in the middle of winter's hot steamy picknick basket.  Whoozlefrump ate my fribbins off the ganglemuch tree in the cloudpatch out back behind the iron pumpernickle bread.  Lovely day for a funeral, shall we do it again yesterday?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: NovAReapeR on 2005-06-11, 15:07
dude...


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-06-12, 04:09
The random ramblings of a half-asleep bird.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: death_stalker on 2005-06-12, 06:52
Nice Mr. Suess :thumb:


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-06-13, 16:45
WTH? that's incomprehensive...

Have you ever heard of someone called Dr. Freud? I think he can help you, even though u r a phoenix... i mean... Phoenix


 :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Tabun on 2005-06-13, 16:51
Ah, but now you make a common mistake, mr. Kruzader. In not understanding the post, you assume it to be incomprehensible. I for one get the message loud and clear. Perhaps it is you who should pay a visit to (the corpse of) mr. Freud ;]


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Moshman on 2005-06-24, 20:26
What the heckeruni?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: games keeper on 2005-06-24, 21:53
how come I can understand phoenix his post so well ?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-06-24, 22:14
Quote from: games keeper
how come I can understand phoenix his post so well ?
Because your babbledonkey swims well in the sea of land's electric piano dancers.  :ninja:


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: games keeper on 2005-06-24, 23:14
i see


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Kain-Xavier on 2005-06-25, 03:13
Quote from: Phoenix
Because your babbledonkey swims well in the sea of land's electric piano dancers.  :ninja:
But you quatiously forget that one's babbledonkey has no place in a bedridden place such as that without his chopinese instructor's spork.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: NovAReapeR on 2005-06-25, 16:02
Oh feddled grunt buggly, thy micturactions are to be, as plurdles gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee! groop i implore thee, my foontinh turglingdromes. and hooptiously drangle meewith crinkly bindlewurdles! or i shall rend thee in the gobberwarts  with by blurglecruncheon SEE IF I DONT!


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-06-25, 17:00
I don't want to hear about your blurglecruncheon!  Now leave my snoozlepuff before I warble your atomic density coefficient!


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Tabun on 2005-06-25, 17:26
Come come, we all know that coefficient is governed by the will of the bees. Seeing how they're cruxable and attachable, I'd say the Mind has left the Isle, so to speak. It is only because of cruncheon's honour that you say that!


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-06-25, 17:28
I still don't get this topic...  :  WHO THE HELL IS "Cruncheon" ANYWAY?



Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-06-25, 17:37
*Phoenix warbles in the key of delta epsilon*


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: NovAReapeR on 2005-06-25, 17:39
but my burblecruncheon is glowing with the glashis of 1000 beebelsnaxers


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-06-25, 17:45
I hate bubbleschemticalpigs. They sniff so yuck that I can ARR them from 10 kilokaloriespernanosecond.

SERIOUSLY, WHY DOES A CHICKEN GOT IN MY YARD WHEN THEY KNOW I HAVE A BIBLICINGPLAYINGTROMPETINGSTUFFGENYTHINGY?

So this is what this topic is all about huh?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-06-25, 20:14
I thought I explained it with my second post.  ;)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Tabun on 2005-06-25, 20:20
Youk know, the scary thing is.. this thread makes a lot more sense than most others I've seen..


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: NovAReapeR on 2005-06-25, 21:21
:rules:
i like this thread  :idiot:


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-06-27, 11:51
Quote from: NovAReapeR
i like this thread
It's quite a useless topic...mostly because when I write in this topic, I have to drool all over the keyboard in order to say stupid things with weird accent.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-07-05, 22:18
The snoozlepuff floats on a sea of cloud feathers, drifting into the nightmare void of unpeeled taco shells before solidifying into a gelatinous liquid.  Exploding bunny snuggles get eaten by herbivorous tiger lillies.  Beware the light, it casts its shadow on nothing!


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: NovAReapeR on 2005-07-09, 00:25
u know, i can actually imagine that happening. but what is a snoozlepuff?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-07-10, 05:22
Sleeping bird. :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: death_stalker on 2005-07-10, 06:04
Ya know I have to change my opinion on the snoozlepuff thingymagigs. They sound like a cross between LSD (Beetles?) and Alice in Wonderland. I like this.

Too bad I can't think of anything original to add :(


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-07-12, 18:47
(http://home.earthlink.net/~barbolink1/BrdLnks/GoldfinchSleep2.jpg)

There's your Fluffy Snoozlepuff.  :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Footman on 2005-07-12, 21:45
When do we get our free Fluffy Puff Marshmallows?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: shambler on 2005-07-15, 11:04
Quote from: Phoenix
(http://home.earthlink.net/~barbolink1/BrdLnks/GoldfinchSleep2.jpg)

There's your Fluffy Snoozlepuff.  :)
'HEADSHOT!'


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-07-15, 11:18
That reminds me of something funny. In CS Condition Zero, in SP, when you headshot someone, he blows up and gets gibbed... So much for realism.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-07-15, 15:51
Actually the little finch's head is turned around backward and tucked into the feathers on the back. :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Footman on 2005-07-15, 17:35
Quote from: [KruzadeR
] That reminds me of something funny. In CS Condition Zero, in SP, when you headshot someone, he blows up and gets gibbed... So much for realism.
 :offtopic: CS went for realism? :offtopic:


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-07-17, 23:34
At least gravity is good :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: games keeper on 2005-07-29, 11:39
gravity Is never good. not in a game , not in real life , gravity sucks . :evil:


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-07-29, 17:08
Without gravity, the universe could not exist.  It also does not "suck".  Sucking is the result of higher pressure fluids expanding through a narrow opening into a lower pressure area in an attempt to equalize the overall pressure.  Gravity attracts, and subsequently compresses the attracted matter and energy.  It makes absolutely no attempts to equalize anything.  There's a significant difference.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-07-31, 10:10
The question is: would we still vomit if there was gravity? Would we be able to headshot the snoozlepuff without gravity?


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-07-31, 11:03
The snoozlepuff defies all laws of mundaneness, reality, and boring high-brow snobbery.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Moshman on 2005-08-04, 04:17
.... and just about anything else you can think of. :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: scalliano on 2005-08-06, 01:51
So do vermiscious chnids.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-08-15, 10:02
...Are we still talking about the same thing? Oh, and my Shamipa is much more misterious than the snoozlepuff


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-08-15, 14:55
Well the snoozlepuff is no longer mysterious because I've explained what a snoozlepuff is, which makes a rather dramatic point:  A mystery is only interesting so long as it remains unsolved.  Once you know, you lose interest.  I would caution you, though, regarding how a snoozlepuff works, for while the snoozlepuff itself may be understood, what goes on inside the snoozlepuff's twisted world is another matter entirely.  Most who would venture there would return mad, if they return at all. :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Moshman on 2005-08-15, 20:35
I sleep tight in my bed. So does my bed friend pet zed. I named my bed friend pet zed Ted. My bed friend pet zed, who is Ted, needs to be fed a whole lot of cled. Cled is like cereal, it made Ted fled. Fled to his sled. I said to Ted, who fled to his sled, not to sled. But this is Ted, my pet zed. So I sent Ted to bed.  O_o


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-08-15, 20:58
'nuff said.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2005-08-15, 23:01
THE SHAMIPA MONSTER WILL RULE THE ARENAS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH!


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2005-08-28, 08:32
The Snoozlepuff Strikes Back!  Well, sort of... maybe... if it can get off the perch.  It's more like it kind of wobbles a little and goes back to sleep.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Moshman on 2005-08-29, 17:52
I got a Snoozlepuff. I should take a picture of her on her bird jungle gym.


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2006-02-23, 21:53
If you can get any closeups, especially high-resolution ones from underneath the tail, please email me them (with her explicit permission of course). ^_^


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Visimar on 2006-02-26, 04:40
Quote from: Phoenix
<font color=#FFFF00>If you can get any closeups, especially high-resolution ones from underneath the tail, please email me them (with her explicit permission of course). ^_^
You are one naughty firebird, Phoenix. ;)

And as for what was going on until Phoenix explained it, I was all literally "WTF?"  :surprise:


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Phoenix on 2006-02-26, 09:50
Quote from: IceDragonVisy
You are one naughty firebird, Phoenix. ;)
I'm just kidding, Visy.  It's against forum rules to post pr0n (bird or otherwise), or to request pr0n or warez.  :)


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Visimar on 2006-02-26, 15:10
Heh, I know that all too well. I was just messing with you. XD


Title: Re: A fluffy snoozlepuff
Post by: Lopson on 2006-03-01, 00:49
Quote from: Phoenix
(http://home.earthlink.net/~barbolink1/BrdLnks/GoldfinchSleep2.jpg)
BTW don't EVER buy a mutant snoozlepuff. It's bad. Also this pantsu show of the snoozlepuff is so naughty! Makes me feel like parachuting myself from 15000ft above sea level.

BTW do you know any circus snoozlepuff? I'd like to interview him. Here's some questions:

1. Do you feel underrated?
2. Do you fly?
3. Do you have a rifle?
4. What do you do when the guys whistle at you?
5. I think that your poop today came out blue. Is this true?
6. SHAKE IT BABY?

EDIT : lol :
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=snoozl...G=Search+Images (http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=snoozlepuff&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)