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« on: 2004-02-28, 22:40 »
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Millions of giant Pacific crabs, whose ancestors were brought to Europe by Joseph Stalin in the 1930s, are marching south along Norway's coast, devouring everything in their path.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...8/ixportal.html


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The monster crabs, which can weigh up to 25lb and have a claw-span of more than three feet...



That's a big freakin crab
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-02-28, 22:41 »
Whoooooooooooooo wants crabs for supper ? *evil grin*
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-02-28, 22:45 »
that think most taste good .

( remember con , 1 topic a day  Thumbs up!  )
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-02-28, 22:48 »
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I'm making up for all of you who DON'T post. Someone's gotta do it
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-02-28, 22:51 »
:offtopic  your only trying to make so many post so that you can get your own signature  Slipgate - Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-02-28, 23:36 »
jupp those crabs are nasty,, they sell em to the japanese but only the legs..the rest becomes dopefish food Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-02-28, 23:43 »
That big cat should be used to kill the crabs. We should clone it first thou to stop it getting outnumbered.
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-02-28, 23:56 »
HOLY CRAP Oh My F'ing Gawd

those are huge..are they like..radioactive crabs? :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: 2004-02-29, 00:03 »
Not radioactive crabs, but...

... "Energised by a mysterious population explosion a decade ago, whole armies of the [...]Red King Crabs [ARE DESTROYING LIFE ON THE SEA FLOOR AND LEAVING SAND IN THEIR WAKE]"

It seems that Stalin is getting his revenge on europe. The GIANT COMMUNIST CRABS will have their way with Norway's sea floor, and then move on to England, Africa, and beyond. They survive in cold waters and will thrive in the warmer waters of the south, growing exponentially in population and destructive force.

Ultimately we will be try, but remain unable to stop their wave of conquest. Even underwater nuclear detonations are unable to cover the area of land which is controlled by the GCCs. The UN even tries to send a soldier, and eventually a GIANT COMMUNIST ROBOT CRAB back in time to stop Stalin and Kane from developing the super crab... but all attempts fail.

In 20 years time, the giant... communist... robot... king... crab.... EATS YOU.
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« Reply #9 on: 2004-02-29, 00:45 »
LOL con! always knew those crabs where communist Slipgate - Laugh omg the communist crabs are taking over these beautiful seas!!! red faction is everywhere now both on land and sea... Slipgate - Wink
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