First, some background, ANTs are slow moving vehicles that you "charge up" at warpgates so that you can power bases till the generator gets repaired. Deliverers are squad delivery vehicles and they come with chainguns. They are slightly faster than ANTs. A typical journey between bases takes a good 3 or 4 minutes. On to the chatlog.
[03:23] *oobey* figures
[03:23] *oobey* i fill up the sporking ant
[03:23] *oobey* make the long trip to the base under CONSTANT sporking fire from a deliverer or something
[03:23] *oobey* i have to wind through forests constantly
[03:24] *oobey* and i get there with like 5% health, not even
[03:24] *oobey* someone else already brought an ANT and filled the base up
[03:24] *oobey* so i get the damn thing repaired, and start the journey to ANOTHER base
[03:24] *oobey* and the sporking deliverer is back
[03:24] *oobey* i manage to finally shake his sporking ass with some forests along the coast
[03:24] *oobey* i discover a guard tower, but get shot at by spitfires and turrets, and lose a lot of my health as i get out, then immediately back into the ANT. the ANT doesn't fare much better.
[03:25] *oobey* finally make it to the second base
[03:25] *oobey* i get out, open the ANT up, and get ready to bask in my hard earned XP
[03:25] *oobey* and some mothersporker has parked a tank in the base
[03:25] *oobey* bam, down the sporking ANT (and me) goes
[03:25] *oobey* spork
sigh
