Older couple beats up intruder
http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/TorontoSun/N.../08/307398.html "There was this guy with my wallet in the kitchen. I ran and grabbed him and pushed him down the basement stairs," said Clifford, who then went down to the basement to detain the crook.
"I called for Gladys (his 59-year-old wife) to call 911."
Clifford put the man in a headlock. When the thug bit him on the arm, he started to punch him in the head.
"He started saying, 'Quit hitting me, I'm on drugs,' and then I said, 'I'm not finished with you yet' and I kept hitting him. He put a couple of knocks on me and gave me a good bite." 
