[excuse]I'm not smart enough to configure IRC to be properly secure, so I don't use it[/excuse]
[lie]Or... Um... I like the forums, because they give me time to look up important facts and big words before I post, thus making me appear to be more intelligent[/lie]
[truth]Conversations are dull, and actual topics are few and far between any time I'm ever on IRC, on any server, in any channel[/truth]