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« on: 2003-12-04, 05:45 »
Post some parodies you have heard, written, or would like to see!

Parody of TNT by ACDC: D&D

Cuz I play D&D! Not Warriors of Magic and Might! D&D! Slipgate - Tongue

Thank you dev/null for creating this! Slipgate - Tongue

C'mon, post! Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-01-02, 10:59 »
The Strogg Trooper
(A Generations Parody of "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden)

You frag me once, but I'll frag you too
You fire your railgun but I'll shotgun you
So as we fight over the next health pack
You better stand, there's no turning back.

The "fight" word sounds, the game begins
But on this level which Gen class will win?
The crack of railgun slugs and rocket blasts
As we dodge and strafe unto the last

The megahealth is gone, I break to run
The mighty roar of the Strogg's railgun
And as I race down towards the armor hall
The screams of pain as my Doomguy falls

I hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the railgun fires another round
I get so near, yet so far away
I am doomed to lose this match today!

We get so close, near enough to fight
When the 'Trooper gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A splash of gibs stains the ground below

And as the fraglimit is hit at last
My score is down, and my end was fast
I lost the Generations tournement
To someone else it seems that prize was meant


This song was actually inspired by a match that Angst and I had on Eternal Arenas.  The score was only 1 point off, but I just started making up lyrics in the chatroom and here's the result.   Slipgate - Grin
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-01-02, 21:20 »
Not only that, but we actually hit sudden death, I haven't seen that in quite awhile Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-01-04, 05:12 »
Don't Download Me
(A parody to "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica)

MP3s or death, what you so very much need
But once we deny it, you will beg and plead.
Never listend before, never, but once it's played
Never thought of it, but now you have your own made.

Don't download me

We'll sue you
Steal no more
We'll send our lawyers marching up to your door!
We'll sue you
Settle this in court
We'll destroy Napster and sell out once more!

Love us or leave us, and we lose it'll suck
Nothing to sing here 'cause our brains are stuck.
After the Black Album was our fame's death
We started losing money and our fans all left.


I wrote this a few years ago while I was part of a loosely knitted band, which I founded, by the name of the Polyester Monkiez
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-01-04, 10:30 »
good 1 Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-04-26, 18:09 »
*The Ballad of George W. Bush*
Sung to the tune of the theme from "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all go vote now. Ya hear?
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-04-26, 22:53 »
Massive Smasher
(A HUGE ripoff of Metallica's "Master of Puppets)

In the night or day
Smashing is the way
I'm the source of Hib destruction
Wearing black and red
Wanting to smash your head
Thinking of your death's construction

Come and you will be
Smashed to eternity
I dedicate this to
How I'm smashing you!

I'm not the gasher
I'm the smasher
I'm not the thrasher
I am the MASSIVE! SMASHER!

Master of smashing is destroying your things
Smashing your skull and ending your dreams
Hammered by me you can't do a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER!
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER!

What is that you say?
Smash you another day?
Death to Mids becoming clearer
Pain monopoly
Hammer o' misery
Smash your face even severer

Come and you will be
Smashed to eternity
I dedicate this to
How I'm smashing you!

I'm not the gasher
I'm the smasher
I'm not the thrasher
I am the MASSIVE! SMASHER!

Master of smashing is destroying your things
Smashing your skull and ending your dreams
Hammered by me you can't do a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER!
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER!

-guitar solo-

SMASHER! SMASHER! Why so mad when I called you slammer?
SMASHER! SMASHER! Loves to hear my cries
HAMMER! HAMMER! All he wants to use is a hammer
HAMMER! HAMMER! Smashing till I die!

Help me!

-guitar solo-

Hammers are worth all of that
Even if it's just one gnat
Smashing all without a reason
Neverending craze
Smashing even greys
Now your life is out of season

Wearing the fullest plate
I will smash you great
Then turn to face a blue
Now I smash you too!

I'm not the gasher
I'm the smasher
I'm not the thrasher
I am the MASSIVE! SMASHER!

Master of smashing is destroying your things
Smashing your skull and ending your dreams
Hammered by me you can't do a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER!
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASSIVE! SMASHER!

Baaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I wrote this in July '03 out of boredom. And it was done quickly as well... even used a LOT of the original words. To understand it fully, you'd need reasonable knowledge of Dark Age of Camelot... an MMORPG I used to play till about 4 months ago. My character was named Hozer Eh.. and was an Albion Polearmsman. He used a lucern hammer and was the self proclaimed 'massive smasher'. Slipgate - Smile
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-04-27, 08:10 »
I think you'd hate me for posting all of my cs songs in this topic so I'll just leave one then start a new topic:

based on Dizzy Mizz Lizzy - Silverflame


Cs hides within their Half-life
CS is their only friend yeah
Cs stands so tall in their minds
Cs freaks need a helping hand

Freaks in a glass box don?t see the world
they have no lives, should commit suicide
They say; ?cs is just all that matters"
Camping forever in a bubble of blue
Only person on the server is you
you stay cus ?cs is just all that matters... Forever!"

Quit the game, it is lame
take control
Of your life of your mind get a hold
What a shame cs flame, you can't burn forever
(repeat)

And in the garden there's a CS freak,
Only invited if deleting went well,
It tries
Getting a life by quitting cs yeahhh
If then only it was followed by you
you might survive cs and have a life to
and say: "cs isn't all that matters!"

Quit the game, it is lame
take control
Of your life of your mind get a hold
What a shame cs flame, you can't burn forever
(repeat)
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