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« on: 2004-05-17, 14:33 »
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_95794...uirkies.sexlife

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A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

Two points in this article really just cracked me up.

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We are not talking retarded people here...
Somehow I'm not convinced about that.

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...but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.
Given the sheer number of times sex is talked about in the bible, this is the dumbest excuse in the world.

Seriously, how can a couple in their upper 30s not KNOW about sex in any way, shape, or form?
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-05-17, 15:20 »
talk about sheltered...
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-05-17, 15:30 »
Having someone brainwash you to think that sexual desires and such are immoral, sinful or otherwise wrong in any way probably helps. Other than that, having a single digit IQ should do the trick.
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-05-17, 15:57 »
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Other than that, having a single digit IQ should do the trick.
It doesn't, I know about sex...
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-05-17, 21:50 »
Most intelligent species... *snicker*  You can't even figure out how to do what comes natural to us "dumb" animals?  I love how you have to have "education" about it, and learn from books and classrooms too.  Yeah, real evolutionary success story when you have people who don't even know how to breed!  Then again, I suppose that's not necessarily a bad thing, come to think of it...
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-05-18, 00:34 »
..honestly if they couldnt figure out that tab a goes into slot b, we DONT want them to have children.
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-05-18, 00:53 »
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..honestly if they couldnt figure out that tab a goes into slot b, we DONT want them to have children.
I concur, there shouldn't be a single being in the cosmos that doesn't know about sex!

Erradicate the sexless bastards! Big Gun
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-05-21, 15:24 »
Mmm, animalistic behavior ignored.....I find that hard to believe.
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« Reply #8 on: 2004-05-21, 15:27 »
just shows you the extent to which religous brainwashing goes on today...

if they can brainwash you to deny natural animal instincts...

Even though some people have a hard time admitting this.. YES WE ARE JUST ANOTHER ANIMAL ON THIS PLANET... granted, highly intelligent (in some cases) animals.. but animals nonetheless

well i think that killing people in the name of any said 'god' would be easier to convince someone of then that...
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« Reply #9 on: 2004-05-21, 15:46 »
My god told me to be fruitful and increase. Dont know which god these guys are praying to.
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