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« on: 2004-07-19, 22:39 »

http://www.petitiononline.com/kull1522/petition.html

This is funny. I'm quoting OoBeY, How much more righteous can you get than to FIGHT THE FORCES OF SATAN?!
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-07-19, 23:26 »

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They're not joking... Slipgate - WTF  Slipgate - Sad  Slipgate - Distraught
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-07-19, 23:52 »

Ofcourse they're not. Start a petition "Do drugs to prevent your kids from doing it!" and promote the use of drugs for anyone over 21 so there won't be any left for the kids, and there's bound to be people falling all over themselves to place a signature somewhere. Just like Einstein always used to say, only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity - and the only one he was certain about, was the latter.
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-07-20, 01:45 »

This has gone on for long enough...

Guys, it's a joke. Laugh.
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-07-20, 02:25 »

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They're not joking... Slipgate - WTF  Slipgate - Sad  Slipgate - Distraught
Yeah, let's see who signed the petition:

John Kerry, Donald Rumsfeld, Jack Nicholson, Michael Jackson, Dirk Diggler, Homer Simpson, Harry Potter, Gordon Freeman (I'm surprised at you, Tab Slipgate - Wink ), Duke Nukem, John Rambo, Demi Moore, Osama Bin Laden, even John Carmack, Todd Hollenshead, Zeus, Jesus and SATAN HIMSELF!!!

Looks like everybody's got an opinion!

QUOTE: Satan - "WARNING: I will flash my ***** during the game. You NEED to stop Doom 3 from being released if you don't wanna see my monster ****."

Somehow I can't see this working ...
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-07-20, 03:06 »

Dammit!  I signed the petition with the comment "Jesus quicksaves..." right after "Jesus saves..." but I guess comments are disabled for right now.
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-07-20, 04:01 »

even Derek Smart PhD signed it =]
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-07-20, 05:15 »

im going to play doom 3 and as a christian i dont see any proublem with it. Killing imps is the lords work! hallelujah!!!
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« Reply #8 on: 2004-07-20, 10:45 »

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QUOTE: Satan - "WARNING: I will flash my ***** during the game. You NEED to stop Doom 3 from being released if you don't wanna see my monster ****."

That's nasty Slipgate - Asleep Maybye instead of kicking his butt...or maybye not... Slipgate - Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: 2004-07-20, 19:21 »

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Dammit!  I signed the petition with the comment "Jesus quicksaves..." right after "Jesus saves..." but I guess comments are disabled for right now.
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They're not disabled - you just have to scroll to the right on the first page cos one of the sigs is John Carmackkkkk
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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...you get the picture.
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« Reply #10 on: 2004-07-20, 21:55 »

Whatever.
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« Reply #11 on: 2004-07-20, 22:51 »

Tek: I never laugh because something can be classified as a 'joke' but rather because something can be called 'funny'. This is about as funny as the average joke in 'The Scary Movie' (1, 2, 3, 4 take a pick) - which is to say -10 on the somethingawful scale for 'funnyness'.
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« Reply #12 on: 2004-08-02, 21:29 »

looks like the site broke down or something *baah* I even made a long response and everything..
cannot find server

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i found this one on the site which I found funny
"Pah .. the second coming of Jesus Christ... .At least DOOM 3 has a release date..."
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