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Author Topic: Tekhead's Overnight Revelation (Peer into the philosophical side of Tek!)  (Read 5562 times)
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« on: 2003-04-22, 16:01 »

The Penis would love to assume that while it's active, clarity of vision is one of its best qualities. However, this intuition is generated from a fueled ambition, which often lead to serious setbacks; the perspective of the Penis is very straightforward, limited by tunnel vision. Also, do not forget that a head with only one eye has no depth perception. So, before you share a pillow with someone else, drink a tall glass of water and reconsider it, or indulge in self-pleasure before you greet the person you're going to rest with.

Some things are learned best the hard way... no pun intended.  <_<

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« Reply #1 on: 2003-04-23, 07:17 »

You certainly have an odd perspective.  I dare say probably accurate, but very odd.  But then, I've heard it said that human males think with the wrong part of their body.... :blink:
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« Reply #2 on: 2003-04-23, 11:28 »

I heard males always follow there taile. it is true in some way.
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« Reply #3 on: 2003-04-23, 14:11 »

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But then, I've heard it said that human males think with the wrong part of their body....
A reputation none of the decent males (however few there is) will ever surpass. I guess the female population's reputation for buying shoes evens the playing field though Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: 2003-04-23, 18:06 »

I'm a decent male, for example.

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« Reply #5 on: 2003-04-27, 02:06 »

atom.................... nope


your a porn-dog

i grant you that i penis lacks deapth perception as its blind but yet again so do most blind things
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