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Author Topic: Your Favorite Bumper Sticker (just read the title :P)  (Read 2328 times)
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Hell Knight
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« on: 2004-11-25, 05:57 »

Well I know this is kind of a random thread to post but I thought it would be a more "positive" thread to write aside from the other two regarding........well you should know by now. Slipgate - Tongue So just for the heck of it post your favorite most funniest or whatever bumper sticker you have seen or maybe your favorite quote? I'll go first. Heres some sticka's on my car!

Don't @!#% with a Scorpio
Don't Piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the dead bodies.
I'm trying to see from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
not funny but my fav station "Kwod 106.5"

Some other favs.
Join the Marines, go around the world, meet new people and kill them!
Not the Brightest Crayon in the Box now are We?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing the privelege!
Say NO to Crack (pic of a fat guy bending over and his crack is showing)

Rev 9:6 "And in those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, and death flees from them."
Bird of Fire

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« Reply #1 on: 2004-11-25, 06:34 »

Well, I usually see the cars from the wrong direction for reading bumperstickers, but I have seen plenty online and in catalogs.  Here's a few I like.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Warning:  Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.
Keep Working.  Millions on welfare depend on you!
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
Army Rangers sticker that says "Al Qaida Hunting Club"

And of course, the Wirehead Studios sticker, the Generations Arena sticker, and the License plate frame!
(For the full line of Generations and Wirehead swag, click HERE)

I fly into the night, on wings of fire burning bright...

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Spider Mastermind
Posts: 481

« Reply #2 on: 2004-11-25, 08:04 »

Constipated ppl don't give a crap.
Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
If you drink, don't park, accidents cause ppl.
If you really don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
To all virgins, thanks for nothing.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
You're just jealous the voices are talking to me.
The earth is full, go home.
I have the body of a God ... Buddha.
Cleaverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Illiterate ? Write for help.
You ! Out of the gene pool !
I refuse to have a battle of wits w/ an unarmed person.
I do whatever my rice krispies tell me.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
Fight crime, shoot back !
If walking is so good for you, then why does the mailman look like Jabba the Hut ?
Ax me about ebonics.
Heart attacks, God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
What has four legs and an arm ? A happy pitbull.
Icon of Sin
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-11-25, 18:42 »

We don't have those over here.  life is sad, and dull with no stickers and no guns (although my father just gave me a WW2 Jap sword!)

Hell Knight
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-11-26, 02:49 »

lol didn't think anyone would reply to this thread but HEY! guess i was wrong. read your entire list lamby. lmao! that was some great stickers. i need to get some more. and stick them to my cat Slipgate - Tongue

Rev 9:6 "And in those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, and death flees from them."
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-11-28, 09:09 »

"Keep Honking! I'm Reloading!" Brings back memories. *goes to memory lane*
« Reply #6 on: 2004-12-02, 04:11 »

"Keep Earth clean, it's not Uranus"

"My karma ran over your dogma!"

And I always thought those fish were pretty funny, the ones with legs that say Darwin inside instead of Jesus. Ah, good old evolution.
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