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Host: Host of a morning talk radio show.
Mr. Ignoramus: Represents the general scientific community.
Host: In proverbs 24:21 the Bible clearly tells us that we?re not to meddle, with anything that are given to change, yet that is all we see going on around us, is change here, change there, well, everywhere a change change. Today I got with me, Dr Ph.D Ignoramus. Hello Dr. Ignoramus.
Mr. Ignoramus: Hello there!
Host: How you going today
Mr. Ignoramus: I?m great today!
Host: That?s wonderful. You know what amazes me is the fact, Dr. Ignoramus, is scientists can?t even tell us what happened yesterday, let alone 30 million years ago. You know you used to tell us that the earth was a flat disk, but all along the Bible has said the earth is a sphere, it?s round, according to Isaiah 40:22. What does science now say?
Mr. Ignoramus: Well science now states that the earth is a sphere.
Host: Okay so you made some mistakes, some ignorant mistakes perhaps.
Mr. Ignoramus: Yes, we have made many ignorant mistakes, because we were ignorant to the fact that the Bible was always correct, heh.
Host: Science then said we only has 1,100 stars, ah, now Mr. Ignoramus, how in the heck, did you come up the fact that we had 1,100 stars, when the Bible has always said that there is an infinite amount of stars, according to Jeremiah 33:22.
Mr. Ignoramus: Well again, we just didn?t really want to believe the bible, and we thought we knew everything, and just tried to count them all, and we just kept losing our spot.
Host: Now according to you, you defiantly lost your spot on this next subject, science said that the earth, sat on a large animal. (snickers) Well, I?m not trying to be disrespectful Mr. Ignoramus but where in the heck did you come up with the fact that the earth sat on a large animal? Again the bible clearly says free float of the earth in space and hangs over nothing according to Job 26:7.
Mr. Ignoramus: Well, it?s like this, we just thought that everybody---
Host: Whoa, excuse me sir, you kind of
?thought? alot didn?t you?
Mr. Ignoramus: We thought a whole lot actually, we thought, is that everybody has got to get around on something, so, you know, thought the earth got around on an animal.
Host: Wow.
Mr. Ignoramus: Yeah
Host: Must have been a big one. Now you are aware of the fact that George Washington was actually bled to death because you said if they bled him, that the sickness would actually leave his body. You know science then told us sick people must be bled, yet the Bible has always declared that blood is the source of life and health, according to Leviticus 17:11, Dr. Ignoramus, what do you think about that?
Mr. Ignoramus: Well you know again---
Host: I don?t know if I should ask you what you think, but what are your findings today?
Mr. Ignoramus: Well our findings state that someone needs their blood to survive, and you know back then we just thought that the illness was in the blood, so we just took it all out, and that was what we did, and found out that people kept dying and we thought it was because of disease instead of the blood draining thing.
Host: Now Dr. Ignoramus why do you guys continuously change, because again the Bible says we?re not to meddle with those that are given to change, where do you guys stop the point of changing things that are already declared in the word of God?
Mr. Ignoramus: Well, the thing is that we just, you know---
Host: Could you get that stupid look off your face when you talk to me please?
Mr. Ignoramus: Well, it?s hard because my name?s Ignoramus, but ahh, we just you know try to prove the Bible wrong as much as possible so we didn?t have to give into any account to anybody.
Host: Now, why is that?
Mr. Ignoramus
Well, ah, if we can prove there isn?t a god we don?t have to be accountable to nobody, and we?re the center of the universe an ah---
Host: So that?s idolatry.
Mr. Ignoramus: That?s exactly right, but again you know---
Host: Oh?I get you. I got a couple more that I wanna ask you. You said that science back then, that the floor of the ocean was flat, yet the Bible has always declared again that the ocean contains deep valleys and mountains according to 2nd Samuel 22:16 and Jonah 2:6.
Mr. Ignoramus: Well we just had to be consistent in our theories, we said that the world was flat, so---
Host: What do you think that the world will just fall for this stuff hook line and sinker Mr. Ignoramus?
Mr. Ignoramus: They absolutely did for hundreds of years.
Host: Isn?t that something?
Mr. Ignoramus: Yeah.
Host: They just don?t do their homework do they?
Mr. Ignoramus: No, heh.
Host: You know, now that I think about that, I was talking to the social security administrator guy last week, and when I was talking to him I said to him
?Sir, how long have you been working here?? and he said,
?20 Years.?
I said,
?Did you know that it is not mandatory that we have a social security number??
And he was totally taken back. He said,
?I have been working here for 20 years; I have been doing that of what I?m being told. I have never at one time seen the law. Wow.? I said,
?Thank you very much for being honest sir, I hope you learned something from this.? and Mr. Ignoramus the things you?ve been telling us, about changing things constantly, they?re contrary to the word of God.
Mr. Ignoramus: Well the thing is---
Host: And the fact is, people call you Mr. Ignoramus, is because you don?t get it, we?re not to be given to those that are given to change, yet you continuously want to change things. And you expect the people to believe your fibbish, fabbish, fibbishing lies.
Mr. Ignoramus: Well the thing, and the fact of the matter is, if people would read the law of God like that gentleman who didn?t that you talked to at the social security office, would find that, we?ve been wrong for a loooong time.
Host: Yeah as a matter of fact?. you almost sounded like a horse there Mr. Ignoramus. Did you know that you also told us science then that oceans were only feed by rivers and rain? Yet the bible says that oceans contain springs according to Job 38:16. Oh and also you told us that, science then of course again, hands washed in still water, yet the Bible tells us when dealing with disease hand should be washed under running water, Leviticus 15:13.
Mr. Ignoramus: Well like I said before---
Host: I think there comes a point sir, when you just gotta say, ?You need to shut your mouth.?
Mr. Ignoramus: Well you know ahhh ehhmm????..
Host: Bye bye now Mr. Ignoramus
Mr. Ignoramus: *babble
[Exit Mr. Ignoramus]
Host: Bye bye now. Did you know when the FBI does actually does find counterfeit bills, they can spot them a mile away because they study the real ones. And so it is with us. We might sit back and look at Mr. Ignoramus but guess what? Mr. Ignoramus is the one we?ve been listening to for a long time. We need to get back into the Word, and see what the Word says, so we can find the counterfeits and so that we can expose the Mr. Ignoramuses in this world.
Truth from Experience not from Opinion Truth from experience, many teens feel that their parents and the older generation can?t relate and don?t understand them. Well, rightfully so. How can I tell
you what it?s like to jump out of an airplane if I?ve never jumped? I can have all the mathematical statistics and formulas, but if I haven?t experience from my stomach and my throat from the fall, it doesn?t have the same effect. The truth is related to you from experience, not from opinion. The Apostle Paul only preached from experience with demonstrations of the sprit, so that people faith would be found in the power of God and not in the wisdom of man.
Your Beliefs doesn?t Change Reality We are all apart of the ultimate statistic that 10 out of 10 people will die. There are many things in the world that you probably don?t believe in. Well do you believe in trucks, guns and even the wind? You are probably thinking to yourself, ?Well of course I do.? Well that would be an insult to say that you don?t. Psalms 14:1 says that ?The fool said in their heart that ?there is no god?? You may say, ?Well, I?ve never seen god. You?ve never seen the wind either but you?ve seen the effects of the wind. Read Romans 1:18-20. It?s like this, if you put a gun to my head and say, ?I?m gonna blow your brains out.? And I reply, ?Well go ahead I don?t believe in the bullets.? If you pull the trigger, people are going to be able to read my mind literally. Just because I don?t believe in bullets, doesn?t change reality. Just because you don?t believe God, doesn?t mean he doesn?t exist. Romans 1:18-20 says ?The wraith of God abides by you and you are without excuse.?
Do You have to See Him to Believe him? One day a 11 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution on this day. Asked the little boy,
?Tommy, do you see the tree outside??
Tommy replied,
?Well, yes.?
The teacher asked the question,
?Tommy, do you see the grass outside??
Tommy replied again,
?Yes.?
The teacher told Tommy,
?Go outside and see if you can see the sky.?
Tommy said,
?Okay.?
He returned a few minutes later,
?Yes, I saw the sky teacher.?
Teacher then asked another question,
?Did you see God??
Tommy said,
?No I didn?t see God.?
The teacher then said,
?That?s my point, we can?t see God, because he isn?t there, because he doesn?t exist. The little girl then spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the question,
?Tommy, do you see the tree??
Tommy said,
?Yes.?
The little girl asked the question,
?Tommy, do you see the grass outside??
Tommy said,
?Yes.? Getting tired of answering the same questions.
The little girl asked,
?Did you see the sky.?
Tommy again said,
?yeeeesss!?
The little girl said,
?Tommy do you see the teacher??
Tommy said,
?Yes.?
The little girl said,
?Do you see her brain??
Tommy said,
?No.?
The little girl said,
?Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one.?
The Bible says in John 20:29, ?Blessed are they that have not seen and yet have believed.?
Day of Salvation Satan stood amidst all his cohorts, demons, imps and the such asking the question, ?What can I do to deceive the people further?? Just then Satan had the idea to reward the one that can come up with the new deception by giving him all that he would desire. Soon a demon glided up to Satan and said,
?I know what I can do to deceive the people further.?
?What!?? said Satan with a loud groaning anticipation.
?I can tell the people that there is no god.?
?No,? said Satan with a loud voice, ?you fool, man knows within himself that there is a creator, for creation itself testifies of this very truth.?
Soon, another approached Satan and said,
?I can deceive the people by telling them that they evolved from monkeys.?
Satan with a loud voice, reprimanded this one by saying,
?There is none so foolish amongst God?s creation that believes such foolishness. Are there none here that are better at deceiving the people then those that have approached me? I thought to myself that I have taught you better then that.?
One more glided up from the back with a smile on his face, confidently approaching his Father of Lies saying,
?I will tell these created beings of the most high that there is more time.?
And this is the rewarded demon that went forth to deceive mankind by telling them,
?You still have tomorrow.?
Guys, girls: today is the day of salvation, because you are not promised tomorrow.
Atheists What about the atheist? To them they call themselves atheists, ?The fool said in their heart ?there is no god?? they are corrupt, they have done abominable works, ?There is none that doeth good.? In Psalm 14:1. One doesn?t have to believe in semi trucks, but if you stand in front of one, it going to run right over you. So it is with God?s judgment for those who don?t repent.
What about those who say, ?You know, what, I believe in evolution.? Well, to those who believe in the theory of evolution, Dr. Kent Hovind,
http://www.drdino.com , has a standing offer for those who can prove this willful ignorance; he will give that person $250,000 that can prove the theory of evolution. Now, again, feel free to go to drdino.com, if you want to give it a whirl, the offer is still standing, it will ever stand, evolution is the oldest form of idolatry known to mankind, if anyone thinks that willful ignorance is going to win them into a state of bliss with God, they can forget it. So then ?every one of us shall give an account to God of themselves? Romans 14:12. Atheism and evolution are two topics not worth refuting to me, every man knows within himself that there is a god in heaven, God will teach these on that final day, and if that is the case, it will be too late. Now, just to prove my point, on how ridiculous it is, every theory that man has brought about, first of all evolution is brought about by those that claimed or laid the foundation of evolution, which is nothing new under the sun, but the fact is those who came up with evolution said ?It didn?t fit their sexual lifestyle.? Well let?s go though with that of which is being taught in public schools, another thing to keep in mind before I get going here is the fact that evolution and communism go hand in hand. See, if you?re taught there is no god, then, guess who becomes God? That?s right, the acting government. Let?s go to what they are teaching in high school books today on evolution.
Now the Heddlebird man, built from a jawbone that was conceded by many to be quite human, now Nebraska man, scientifically built up from one tooth, was later found out to be the tooth of an extinct pig. Tapiltro man, that the jawbone turned out to belong to a modern ape, Peking man 5,000 years old, all evidence has disappeared, (how convenient) Nathandro man, at the international conference of zoology, 1958 Dr. A. J. Ekaine said examinations showed that the famous Nathandro skeleton found in France over 50 years ago, is of an old man who suffered from arthritis. Hmm. Kaomagma man one of the earliest and best established fossils is equal in physic and brain capacity to modern man. So what?s the difference? Modern man, this genius thinks we came from monkey, in Romans 1:22 it says:
?Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.?
