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« Reply #120 on: 2005-11-28, 15:23 »

Trust me, it's real.  It's a "wall hanger" for sure, not a fighting sword like you'd find at http://www.angustrimdirect.com/ but it's definitely a real item.  Wall-hanger swords have become quite popular of late, especially since the release of the Lord of the Rings films.  That Disney has a sword from one of their movies does not surprise me in the least, considering that Disney has taken marketing to extremes nobody else ever dreamed to.
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« Reply #121 on: 2006-01-01, 10:20 »

Yo listen up here's a story, about a little guy that lives in the blue world. And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside. Blue his house, with a blue little window, and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him. and his self and everybody around him because he ain't got nobody to listen...
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« Reply #122 on: 2006-01-01, 10:27 »

*Steals his flag and flies away*
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« Reply #123 on: 2006-01-01, 10:38 »

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my dragula...
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« Reply #124 on: 2006-01-01, 10:45 »

*RED SCORES!*
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« Reply #125 on: 2006-01-01, 17:09 »

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog
What fits on your back
Is great for a snack
It's log, log, log!
It's log! Log!
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log! Log!
It's better than bad, it's good!
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« Reply #126 on: 2006-01-02, 05:45 »

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
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« Reply #127 on: 2006-01-02, 09:46 »

Now we know the truth:  Washu is a SMURF!  Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #128 on: 2006-01-02, 22:36 »

God that was off-topic.

The genious of the flower:

Sarge was walking one day when suddenly, he finds a flower filled with dust. SO he picks it up and cleans it. Suddenly, a genious of a flower shows up. He says :

- I'm a genious of a flower.

Sarge replies with an unfinished sentence:

- I wish for...
- Who said I could give you any wish? I'm just a genious of a flower! - says the genious;
- But you are a genious! You're supposed to give wishes!
- There are a lot of types of genious : I'm a genious of a flower, therefore I'm a genious in Biology!

Sarge stares at the genious and shoots him.

THE END
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« Reply #129 on: 2006-01-03, 02:15 »

*Claps Incesently
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« Reply #130 on: 2006-01-12, 22:40 »

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
turn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
it is sticking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land,
is everybody in?
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« Reply #131 on: 2006-01-12, 22:59 »

No-comment.
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« Reply #132 on: 2006-01-13, 21:07 »

A small wooden boat
floating quite alone
a small sailing vessel
being tossed yet free to roam

the moon shines down on you
reflecting off your sides
tomorrow seems elusive
you just wait for the tides

and then will come the morning
and riding on the toss
and you know that your freedom
is someone else's loss...
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« Reply #133 on: 2006-01-14, 06:22 »

Rockets blazing by
Blowing up the Slipgaters
Doomers win the match.

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« Reply #134 on: 2006-01-14, 10:37 »

Doomers get railed by Strogg & Arena
Strogg get railed by Arena
Arena wins the match!
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« Reply #135 on: 2006-01-14, 12:32 »

That is not Haiku
Haiku is five seven five
Please Remember that.  Slipgate - Wink

True Haiku would be
What you are about to see
When I type these lines

Doomers getting railed
Spirals slicing through the air
Bodies falling down.
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« Reply #136 on: 2006-01-14, 12:44 »

And now for something completely different!

There once was a man named Sarge
Whose rifle was really quite large
But his aim was so poor
That all he could score
Was himself when his gun would discharge!
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« Reply #137 on: 2006-01-15, 15:25 »

American McGee's ALICE would make a really good movie, if done well.

I've just finished playing it, over the last 10 days or so, and basically have played little else since starting it. took my whole attention.

   Slipgate - Off Topic Last night I did a gig with my band, and some fans got thier capri stuck on the lawn of a vicarage next door to the hall. there was a 45 degree bank around the lawn, and they backed the car down it onto the sunken lawn while trying to do a 3 point turn....

We all pushed etc, but the driver was out of his head, the 6 girls with him were all drunk and shouting, and we managed to get the 20 year old car back down onto the lawn, but it caught fire underneath! due to a broken fual line, I suspect.  At this point (about 2 a.m.) the vicar woke up, came out and started shouting at every body, while in a dressing gown, and I thought it better to run than be arrested for lots of things, including substance/drink, etc and an overloaded car, so drove off as quick as I could, with Helen the Goth at the wheel and an entire P.A. system and 2 guitars, 2 banjos and a mandola in the back.
I'll post an update when I hear from my fiddle player, if the car didn't blow up.

Who says live music is dead? Slipgate - Off Topic
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« Reply #138 on: 2006-01-16, 15:36 »

Update....

It seems that the 'fire' under the car was the seat belt hanging out the door, reflecting the street lights.

they managed to get the car off the grass on about the 10th attempt, just before the law arrived. as this is england, no body got shot.
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« Reply #139 on: 2006-01-16, 16:35 »

I take it nobody got knifed or clubbed either?  Slipgate - Wink
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