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« Reply #20 on: 2007-08-09, 03:46 »

But Thankfully you have CIPA and can't feel a thing.
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« Reply #21 on: 2007-08-14, 23:08 »

instead of watching the commotion outside, you decide instead to flick on the tv and watch footy
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« Reply #22 on: 2007-08-15, 01:54 »

You go to turn on the TV and on every channel you try you see man on the screen speaking in a smooth, well toned voice about how City 16 and a half is safer thanks to your "benefactors" and that the suppression field preventing the manufacture of stiff, crispy, non-soggy tortillas might be lifted after the MexiEuroStralia unification act is finally ratified.
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« Reply #23 on: 2007-08-15, 04:27 »

Seeing Dr. Breen on TV -again- you decide to headbutt the screen of your TV
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« Reply #24 on: 2007-08-15, 04:57 »

The impact renders you unconscious for about 10 minutes.
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« Reply #25 on: 2007-08-15, 17:24 »

at which point alyx walks in wearing nothing but a uzi and a smile
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« Reply #26 on: 2007-08-15, 18:53 »

You then wake up in a panic, and after realizing it was just a dream you think to yourself, "Thank God, I'm still gay," and proceed to chuck the TV set out the window into the barbarian-skeleton melee below, scoring a few bones in the process.
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« Reply #27 on: 2007-08-16, 04:05 »

While the battle rages, you think:"Wow, I must be out of my mind".
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« Reply #28 on: 2007-08-16, 08:00 »

You absentmindedly pick up your battle axe and wonder if you should join the fight, and what side.
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« Reply #29 on: 2007-08-20, 14:23 »

perhaps it's the pink nail polish your wearing, but you've always had a thing for barbarians all those muscles and those big axes.
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« Reply #30 on: 2007-08-20, 16:15 »

You're all set to go - leather loin cloth, battle-axe, suede leggings, hooped earings - when suddenly...
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« Reply #31 on: 2007-08-21, 03:27 »

...All goes black, the g-man is talking, calling you Mr.Anderson and asking about Nachos
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« Reply #32 on: 2007-08-21, 03:50 »

You tell him that your name is actualy Steve and that you ate all the nachos, upon hearing this G-Man gets angry at you and....
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« Reply #33 on: 2007-08-21, 13:54 »

A skull comes flying into the room, ricochets around like a rubber ball  and hits G-man in the face
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« Reply #34 on: 2007-08-21, 15:46 »

The skull explodes, taking the G-Man with it and you see a message floating above and to your left that reads:  "G-Man's soul was torn from his body by Mr. Freeman's Lost Soul of Vengeance" and think to yourself "W... T... F..."
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« Reply #35 on: 2007-08-22, 22:06 »

that's the last time i eat cheese before going to bed
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« Reply #36 on: 2007-09-07, 16:42 »

You go to make a 10 floor sammich when an snicker tells you...
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« Reply #37 on: 2007-09-09, 18:57 »

that he is your father
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