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« Reply #20 on: 2021-09-10, 04:59 »

I've been playing the Quake remaster, and I'm feeling particularly inspired.

Where does Ranger buy all of his electronics from?
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What do you call a Quake minion that won't shut up?
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What kind of porn do Ogres like?
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Why is DOOM eternal?
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Why can't DOOM guy take a nap?
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« Reply #21 on: 2021-09-10, 06:55 »

What kind of porn do Ogres like?
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Oh hell, you went there.  Slipgate - Distraught
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« Reply #22 on: 2021-09-10, 18:07 »

Oh hell, you went there.  Slipgate - Distraught
Thy Flesh Consumed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« Reply #23 on: 2021-09-10, 22:27 »

They shall repent!
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« Reply #24 on: 2021-09-10, 23:41 »

What's the name of the drug that they pump grunts full of?
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What game do they play in the Dimension of the Doomed?
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Where do ogres go to get clothes that fit?
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What's Shub's favorite holiday?
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If the Maykr dimension conquered Hell's Fortress, what would you get?
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« Reply #25 on: 2021-09-12, 19:08 »

Where do ogres go to get clothes that fit?
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Is it from this, https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/70862-x-mas-nightmare-versions/ ?

What game do they play in the Dimension of the Doomed?
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You beautiful bird-breasted bastard, now I want to play this!  Slipgate - Grin

Here's what I'm thinking:

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« Reply #26 on: 2021-09-12, 22:07 »

Nope!  Good guess though.  Slipgate - Smirk

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Why, thank you.  Slipgate - Love

That does sound kind of fun.  Also...
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« Reply #27 on: 2021-09-15, 02:00 »

To stay vaguely on-topic:

What happened to Wrack?
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And now for the stuff I actually want to talk about. :p

Where do ogres go to get clothes that fit?
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Are you referencing this?  I stumbled across id Software's GitHub and their WinQuake repository contains a text file which mentions it.

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« Reply #28 on: 2021-09-15, 05:45 »

YES!  You win the points!  Though... there' not worth anything, but that's correct.  Slipgate - Thumbs up!

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« Reply #29 on: 2021-09-16, 04:06 »

YES!  You win the points!  Though... there' not worth anything, but that's correct.  Slipgate - Thumbs up!
Hooray, now I can finally pay my student lo--oh, wait.  #ThatMillenialLife  Slipgate - Thumbs up!

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If you ditch the bases it basically becomes Qball (Q1) or Catch the Chicken (from Q2).
I never realized that's what both of those mods were.  Nice to see that the idea persisted between games.  The PS2 version of Quake III Arena had a similar mode as well.

Now back to spoiler town.  (...unless you're cool with dropping them?)

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« Reply #30 on: 2021-09-16, 06:10 »

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« Reply #31 on: 2022-01-19, 18:26 »

I just found this gem:

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« Reply #32 on: 2022-03-26, 19:21 »

OH wow i remember those days... im late to this party but when i red your post pho i was thinking the same thing the id shopping maul.
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« Reply #33 on: 2023-06-03, 06:45 »

Where do Arch-viles hide when the Doomguy shows up?
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What do you call a stroggified cow?
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How do you weigh a Slipgate marine?
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Did you hear about the backpack that kept attacking people?
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Why did they put the chaingunner on a diet?
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« Reply #34 on: 2023-09-08, 07:07 »


After a day of searching, some marines find their squad's missing mascot.

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