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« on: 2023-01-16, 01:58 »

Parody song of "A Pirates Life For Me", poking fun at software piracy and the unending but fruitless struggle to defeat it.*

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We break your protection, we click and reboot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Infringe on your license and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We download and copy we install and crack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We warez your programs with torrents and hacks,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We don't like to pay for our movies and games.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We take what we want and we don't feel no shame.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We leech all your bandwith and tie up your bus.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
The DMCA? It means nothing to us.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We're hipsters and geeks, we're neckbeards and plaids.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We still live at home with our mommies and dads.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!

This has been a Phoenix Song Break.


This is a parody.  Wirehead does not condone or endorse software piracy.
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« Reply #1 on: 2023-01-16, 19:21 »

Yo ho yo ho a pirates life fer me! a few days at sea and we resort to sodomy!
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« Reply #2 on: 2023-01-16, 22:16 »

Arr, they be after yer boody!
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