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For those of you that don't remember, we had a YARN thread on the old boards. YARN is a simple story telling game.
The Rules:
Everyone adds a single sentence (or partial sentence) to the story, per post.
You can as crazy as you like, but keep it PG-13 rated.
At least read the last few sentences before you post.
You can't reply to your own sentence unless 24 hours pass with no one else replying.
Try not to make a habit of repling to the first reply after yours. This is a group activity, not a 2-person story.
INSERT BY DICION:
1) You CANNOT Introduce yourself into the story, Only others can introduce you into the story. Once introduced, however, you may continue it. Introducing yourself guarantees instant death.
2) If you are killed in the story, you cannot bring yourself back... this could also be considered a part of rule #1, but I just wanted to elaborate.
That's it! I'll start it off...
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It was a cold windy day outside, when suddenly...
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« Last Edit: 2003-11-16, 12:29 by Dicion »
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nobody
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... from the forbidding depths of the damp caverns came a mournful wail, signaling the imminent return of....
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...the alien known only as Predator, now Hell-bent on becoming a politician, much like his former enemies Jessie and Arnold...
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Demonwench
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The Predator stalked through the campaign, his reign of terror being far more pleasing to the general populace than the current politicians. At least this guy, you knew where you stood...
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ConfusedUs
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Way to not leave it open-ended DW...This guy's stance on politics was mega-weird. After all, he chose Mario as his running mate in his bid for...
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Phoenix
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Winning the Presidential race against the incumbent Cthulhu, who was currently in the midst of... |
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  I fly into the night, on wings of fire burning bright...
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Dicion
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... a lawsuit for allegedly...
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dev/null
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...having an afair with Dagon and conspiring to steal the unholy auras of his fellow Gods of Old...
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Kain-Xavier
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...by stealing their unholy auras and... (Writer's block.  ) |
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Demonwench
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...their twice as unholy sex toys. The Predator then challenged Cthulu to...
OOC: Hey, I figured if it wasn't open ended, someone else would have to be creative and put down something. '-)
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Dicion
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... an old-fashioned light sabre battle on the planet of...
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.... Kaniki-kaniki-wokwok-pattui, the third planet in the solar system of the middle star in Orion's belt. Otherwise known as ...
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...Iskabibble, home of the Wibbles. As Cthulu and Mario squared off, a...
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...stray astroid penetrated the unique atmosphere which surrounds Iskabibble, causeing a...
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Kain-Xavier
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...enfatten the populace with its saturated-fatty goodness until someone...
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Vadertime
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...filed a hideously stupid lawsuit against the makers of the D'oh, demanding they either recall all of it or be entombed in a huge block of D'oh.....
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Dicion
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... now the makers of the D'oh knew what a horrible, fatty substance this D'oh was... and they didn't want to be entombed inside a huge block of it, so they decided to...
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nobody
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.... inlist the services of the Elite Guardians of the Milky Way, or Milkies as they were known, who were a group of strange, white liquid-based life forms. Once the Milkies combined with the D'oh ....
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Demonwench
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...they formed an unstoppable force known to all as the Schitz. When confronted with the Schitz, one should...
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