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...Lee'Mon, the guy with the launch codes. Unless stopped he will lauch....
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...McDeth, who wields the power of ignorance, accidently...
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...tripped and fell down a well. Meanwhile, the great and powerful Oz sat in his emerald city, planning...
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* UPDATE TO THE RULES:
1) You CANNOT Introduce yourself into the story, I thought we all remembered that from the last yarn. Only others can introduce you into the story. Once introduced, however, you may continue it. Introducing yourself guarantees instant death. As seen above.
2) If you are killed in the story, you cannot bring yourself back... this could also be considered a part of rule #1, but I just wanted to elaborate.
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GAME ON!
... what he was going to have for breakfast that morning. He decieded on toast and eggs. While eating breakfast...
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... Oz rethinks his attempt to change his image. Discovering the Darth Vader suit was a little over the top, scaring the crap out of the Munchkins and causing them to scatter to the far reaches of the universe. So he ...
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...listened to the voice from the well apologize for having a lapse in memory about the rules from the last game as he took his final breath. Meanwhile...
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...in a galaxy far far away...
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...Biff and Pimple, two of the Battletoads, along with Earthworm Jim prepared to rescue the lovely Princess Whats-her-name from the evil clutches of Shredder! Shredder was demanding a ransom of...
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... hold Easy Cheese female wrestling deathmatches in urban shopping malls all across the Northern Hemishere. These events were meant to be a distraction, drawing attention away from ...
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...futiley tried to scramble out of the way of the approaching monolith. However, en masse, they died as Romero's stupendous ego crushed the life from their small, putrid bodies. As the entire world rejoiced, a....
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... a noxious cloud of gas arose from the vat containing the Easy Cheese. "WTF have you done?!?" Shredder screamed at his bumbling henchmen. "We were just trying to divide our stash of Easy Cheese. So we cut it. We cut the cheese..." Just then ...
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...a large rodent of some sort entered the room, baring a humanoid looking manifestation. The hecnhmen, who were into some kinky things, quickly recognized this "man" as Raskinov, a Russian cheese pirate who also dealt in illegal arms and Lego pornography in order to fund his...
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....collection of anthropomorphic bat porn, of which the evil tyrants Dicion and Dev/Null coveted....
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