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« Reply #40 on: 2003-11-18, 22:54 »
.....meanwhile, the evil lizardman bounty hunter continued to scour the land for female slaves for his huge space-brothel and selective breeding farm........ Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #41 on: 2003-11-19, 00:23 »
of love-starved alien parrots, who had an insatiable apetite for...

( in answer to "on a side note":  To keep the focus on the story as opposed to who wrote it.  I did this in the last yarn thread too.  I may be vain, but there is a limit you know... )
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« Reply #42 on: 2003-11-19, 01:14 »
...pink, plump, and juicy elbows and...
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« Reply #43 on: 2003-11-19, 13:42 »
....flashy white breasts .....


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« Reply #44 on: 2003-11-19, 15:17 »
...genetically engineered by...
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« Reply #45 on: 2003-11-20, 02:56 »
... The scientist Boo B. Spherical, who desired above all else to enhance the bustlines of mammalian life-forms all over the galaxy.  The lizardman bounty hunter on the other hand hated Spherical, and sought to use the parrot horde to foil her plan by devouring her stocks of enhancements, and by...
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« Reply #46 on: 2003-11-20, 05:50 »
...damning her to the planet Ecchi where great tentacle beasts...
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« Reply #47 on: 2003-11-20, 06:06 »
......look at mass collections of birdy porn. On a related note, Pho got caught with a vat of vaseline and....
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« Reply #48 on: 2003-11-20, 06:08 »
...a bunch of pomegranites. Shortly afterwards, he burst into flames. Officers say he overdosed on...
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« Reply #49 on: 2003-11-20, 06:18 »
... too much juicy sweet goodness.  But that's ok, we know he'll be back someday.  Meanwhile...
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« Reply #50 on: 2003-11-20, 12:36 »
... ConfusedUs, tired of the way the other team members are always leaving messes around the office, provided Phoenix with a unique challange concerning any plans to return by using an Oreck XL Ultra vacuum cleaner to pick up all of his ashes and then depositing those ashes into a nearby dumpster. This, of course, lead to ....
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« Reply #51 on: 2003-11-20, 15:22 »
...a dirty birdy, which...
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« Reply #52 on: 2003-11-20, 16:50 »
... took a bath, and began a campaign of non-violent hate-crimes involving...
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« Reply #53 on: 2003-11-21, 06:51 »
....vaseline...
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« Reply #54 on: 2003-11-21, 12:34 »
.... doorknobs, and ....
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« Reply #55 on: 2003-11-21, 15:47 »
...the Wizzanator, a new device developed specifically to help those in need pass drug tests and...
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« Reply #56 on: 2003-11-21, 15:53 »
reduce bloating, which usually happens when gas...
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« Reply #57 on: 2003-11-21, 16:19 »
...accumulates in the sub-cockle area which eventually leads to...
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« Reply #58 on: 2003-11-22, 07:38 »
...an uncontrollable debauchery for....
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« Reply #59 on: 2003-11-22, 08:59 »
...feather dusters.  The whizzinator was modified to project vaseline over distance so the doorknobs could be greased with impunity.  He called this new device the "Greasinator 10k", and began greasing doorknobs at random.  This reign of terror continued for weeks until finally...
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