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..... the automatic door was invented, which unfortunately caused alot of lifeforms to.....
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.... open doors at random, often revealing ...
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parents in strange activities which meant....
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...an increasing demand for vaseline 10ks...
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...which contains a very special ingredient, an ingredient which carries the only known pathogen able of killing the vampiric potatoes...
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.... that plagued the cities and people of the beautiful planet of Stavromueller Beta. And suddenly there was......
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lots of laughing gas
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...that old pasty guy who rides in the electric scooter at Raley's and harasses the female clerks, however he couldn't do anything about it because he was so fat from....
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..brought on from consuming mass quantities of leftover turkey and dressing. Just then ....
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...a green fish with googly eyes and bucked teeth burped and said...
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.... a maniacal madman, masquerading as the Santa Claus of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, methodically began his psychological warfare campaign by shouting the phrase "HO! HO! HO!" into the crowd, none of whom were aware of the subliminal messages contained within. Suddenly ....
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...bun-bun appeared, thinking it WAS the real Santa Claus and shouted "You're DEAD fat man!" Bun-bun promptly emptied his glock into the imposter Santa. Upon realizing that he just shot the wrong guy he shrugged and said "Oh well. Shouldn't be dressing up like my targets if you don't want to get shot." and promptly poinged away. The shooting induced mass panic, in which the public began to... (If you don't know who bun-bun is, I invite you to visit http://sluggy.com and read the comic!) |
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  I fly into the night, on wings of fire burning bright...
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...suck down vast amounts of ramen and...
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... which of course made them violently ill, as motion lotion is a lubricant, and not a consumable fluid. This caused a massive plague of vomiting, which resulted in...
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