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« on: 2004-03-12, 19:46 »

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Russian Inventor Patents Space-Ads Device
   
Wed Mar 10, 5:16 PM ET

MOSCOW - Orion, the Big Dipper and Andromeda could be joined in the heavens by ads for soft drinks and cigarettes if a Russian inventor's device catches on.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...hi_te/space_ads

Worst. Idea. Ever. I'm tired of the barrage of advertisements on TV, the radio, the internet, the roadways, on my menus, and in my movies. STOP IT ALREADY.

I don't care about your sporking Coca-cola, or your Viagra, or your car insurance. Just DIE already! Do it for the children. Make the world a better place.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-03-12, 19:49 »

/me starts working on plans for ground-to-space missiles...
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-03-12, 23:54 »

they waste so much money on advertising... honestly, it could be put to better use.
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-03-13, 02:47 »

You know, I always liked looking up at the stars at night, but here in Ohion you can't see squat.  I guess that's going to be a blessing for a change.  I think when all is said and done people are going to ask God "Why did you judge man so harshly?" to which he will reply "THEY SPAMMED MY HEAVENS!!"
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-03-13, 18:32 »

In the words of our anonymous narrator from Fight Club : When deep space exploration ramps up it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM stellarsphere, Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-03-14, 07:17 »

Well, on the bright side, maybe there could be a REAL "Planet Quake", eh? :lol:
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