Well, it's good you don't have to buy anything to be eligible, 'cause Subway's sandwiches suck.
What? You mock the meatball sub?
Blasphemy! You are
BANNED No, just the extreme overuse and overadvertisement of their bread. I like eating an actual sandwich, not a loaf of bread.
Meatball sub is one of the few that doesn't suck, though.