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« on: 2004-03-01, 20:28 »

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Oh dear lords! I'm a baaaaaaad boy. Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-03-01, 20:45 »

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



I seem to be a slut  :blink:
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« Reply #2 on: 2004-03-01, 20:45 »

hmmm...
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
maby it's a good thing I don't believe in this version of hell...(I hope) Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: 2004-03-01, 21:14 »

old -_^
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« Reply #4 on: 2004-03-01, 21:38 »

Guess I loose. hehehe. It sent me to purgetory.  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: 2004-03-01, 22:10 »

Hey Than, come visit me some time.  My place is at the front of the woods near the banks of the river. Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: 2004-03-01, 22:26 »

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

wtf...i'm not violent
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« Reply #7 on: 2004-03-01, 22:31 »

Hehe ... the last time I took a quiz similiar to this one ... it put me in the 8th lvl, and said I was uh ... what's the word ... seductive. There we go. Hehe. Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #8 on: 2004-03-01, 22:33 »

I feel sorry for whoever got level 9 as their result. Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: 2004-03-01, 23:00 »

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Wow.. didnt know i was THAT bad.. must have been the oral sex that did it..
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« Reply #10 on: 2004-03-01, 23:08 »

Layer nine seems pretty nice actually.  You're frozen for eternity.   That's better than burninating in my opinion.
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« Reply #11 on: 2004-03-01, 23:55 »

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

That's good enough for me.   Slipgate - Smile
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« Reply #12 on: 2004-03-02, 02:57 »

Waitaminute.. Last time I took that, it dumped me in level 2, with limbo a close second.. Now I'm in Purgatory? Hmm, doing better I guess.. Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: 2004-03-02, 05:41 »

Oh god ... I just took it again and ended up on lvl 2. o.o So I'm lustful and seductive. Lovely.
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« Reply #14 on: 2004-03-02, 06:32 »

Quote from: Kain-Xavier
Quote from: Footman
I feel sorry for whoever got level 9 as their result. Slipgate - Tongue
Layer nine seems pretty nice actually.  You're frozen for eternity.   That's better than burninating in my opinion.
yeha.. so I'm the one getting screwed on lvl 8..

great
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« Reply #15 on: 2004-03-02, 06:39 »

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Well looks like I'm extreme like you, Dicion. Not a surprise, really. Slipgate - Smile
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« Reply #16 on: 2004-03-02, 23:08 »

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

BTW, Same score ffor the three times i took the test....
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« Reply #17 on: 2004-03-03, 10:21 »


The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test





Am I the only one that finds it strange that I could stand up to a moral code that was in use in the 15th century?  Maybe this is why people keep telling me that I need to live a little.... Slipgate - Smile
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